Never, Never, Never...

Sep 18, 2007 19:27

I learned something today that I will not soon forget…

I love hot peppers! Tonight for supper I cut up a Banana Pepper, Jalapeño and a Habanera that I picked fresh from my garden. I cut the Habanera VERY VERY thin so not to make my enchiladas uneatable. I was very careful to get the juices only on the one had so I would have a “clean hand. Supper was great! There was just the right amount of spice.

OK, here is where the education starts:

I logged onto my computer to watch a few of porn videos of the beautiful SuaNoi http://www.suanoi.com/index.php?option=com_magazine&Itemid=1 I was feeling playful, so I slip my hand into my pans and pulled off an ounce of nectar. As I was whipping off my cock, I used the hand with pepper juice on it.

NOTE TO SELF:
Never,
Never,
Never, do that again!

WOOOOOW, it really lit up! Thankfully the pain has started to subside. Can you imagine walking into the ER and telling the nurse “I was jacking off with Habanera Pepper juices on my hand...” This is small city and you can bet that I know at least two people in our ER.

Here is how I think the conversation would go:

Belushy: “Doctor, it hurts when I do this!”
Doctor: “Well, you need to stop doing that before you go blind!!

I’m feeling a little like a Dumb Ass!
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