Nov 25, 2009 00:21
For something completely different.
RIGHT!
First off, We want you to know that there is NO cannibalism in the Corporate Headquarters, or the 50 branch offices of the Crimson Permanent Assurance group.
And when I say that there is none, that is to say that there is hardly any cases of it..
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Mostly it was one case isolated to our Mortgage Commodities Brokers in Boston, But I assure you that this has had no influence on the corporate policies to incentivize the consumption of profitable corporate entities into the empire of the Crimson Permanent assurance Group, or Sven down in the auditing group who was found snacking on a intern last week. it was all a misunderstanding and it seems to have worked out fine for the both of them.
Admiral and CFO G. Crackers,
Crimson Permanent Assurance Group.