"The Trail Leads Accross The Country"
The chief investigagtor told reporters on Thursday morning. "These slayings go back at least 2 years, possibly more". Police have few clues, other than the similarity of the slaughters. "The victims are always drowned, usually beaten postmortem and then cast aside", the chief shared.
As to when the killings will stop, who knows? The killer sometimes has 2 or 3 victims within a few months, then will go several months with none - leaving investigators baffled. "We think the perpetrator is trying to quit - that the killings are something he or she has no control over - from what we know, the victims are usually with the perp from the time of the previous victim, the time difference in slayings indicates a desire to hold back the violent behavior" says the chief.
What can you do to protect your keyboard? We here at KRAP news can only tell you to keep your keyboards away from the North East at this time, as this is where the latest victim has been found.
Yes, I managed to kill another keyboard with a large glass of iced tea... sigh.
As to when the killings will stop, who knows? The killer sometimes has 2 or 3 victims within a few months, then will go several months with none - leaving investigators baffled. "We think the perpetrator is trying to quit - that the killings are something he or she has no control over - from what we know, the victims are usually with the perp from the time of the previous victim, the time difference in slayings indicates a desire to hold back the violent behavior" says the chief.
What can you do to protect your keyboard? We here at KRAP news can only tell you to keep your keyboards away from the North East at this time, as this is where the latest victim has been found.
Yes, I managed to kill another keyboard with a large glass of iced tea... sigh.