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aka Everybody else is doing it so why can't we?
I was gonna do Andrew, but mara_sho already did, and oh so very well.
So you get Kennedy, instead.
Title: 70 27 Questions Regarding Kennedy's Mental Well Being
Author: Bella Temple
Summary: You know the deal
Disclaimer: Kennedy doesn't belong to me, I'm not making any money, etc.
Author's note: Never having tried to write Kennedy before, I'm certain I probably failed miserably. But it sure was fun. I think I might do Chao-Ahn next.
To: watcher007@rwc.org
From: jfslayer2003@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Pyschological Profile
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Now, see, you're starting this thing off all wrong already. No one will answer this honestly. You should ask if my partner snores. Check for temporary insanity due to sleep deprivation.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I fight for love, and I love to fight.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Squirrels. Hah, right, yeah? Seriously? Probably failure.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I had an old castle and knights set. Lots of epic battles.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Who has time for television in between training and patrol?
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
I did before I got my tongue pierced. Now I flick the piercing over my bottom teeth.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Damn right I was.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I haven't been single for more than a month since I turned 14. This is confidential, right?
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Silver, like the laptop.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I don't sing, period.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Sure. You can do anything in Brazil.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
What you see is what you get with me.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Rio
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Hell no.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes, but I prefer sunbathing.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Is that some superhero crap?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Frankly, I'm busy enough saving the world from darkness. Don't want to have to save it from sunlight, too.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
What? What the hell are you talking about?
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I told you, I. Don't. Sing. Ever.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
My dad started teaching me to fly one when I was eight. I prefer helicopters, though.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
As far as I know, yes.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
At some point you're going to have to explain to me what all these questions have to do with anything.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Fun, and occasionally necessary.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Hell, maybe, I don't know, I might find a nice jewish boy and settle down.... yeah. right.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
who wrote these questions?
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Answering questions. I'm breaking out in hives here. Do I really have to answer all 70?
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
Right. That's it.
I'm not answering any more questions until someone explains what exactly each question is supposed to say about me, why the hell we're taking these damned psych test thingies instead of continuing to fight and save the world, and who wrote this damned thing, anyway.
I mean, I thought the new watcher's council was supposed to be all not evil now? Bastards.
Screw you, I'm going to the beach.
--K
I was gonna do Andrew, but mara_sho already did, and oh so very well.
So you get Kennedy, instead.
Title: 70 27 Questions Regarding Kennedy's Mental Well Being
Author: Bella Temple
Summary: You know the deal
Disclaimer: Kennedy doesn't belong to me, I'm not making any money, etc.
Author's note: Never having tried to write Kennedy before, I'm certain I probably failed miserably. But it sure was fun. I think I might do Chao-Ahn next.
To: watcher007@rwc.org
From: jfslayer2003@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: Pyschological Profile
1. DO YOU SNORE?
Now, see, you're starting this thing off all wrong already. No one will answer this honestly. You should ask if my partner snores. Check for temporary insanity due to sleep deprivation.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I fight for love, and I love to fight.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Squirrels. Hah, right, yeah? Seriously? Probably failure.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
I had an old castle and knights set. Lots of epic battles.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Who has time for television in between training and patrol?
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
I did before I got my tongue pierced. Now I flick the piercing over my bottom teeth.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Damn right I was.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I haven't been single for more than a month since I turned 14. This is confidential, right?
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Silver, like the laptop.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
I don't sing, period.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Sure. You can do anything in Brazil.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
What you see is what you get with me.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
Rio
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Hell no.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yes, but I prefer sunbathing.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Is that some superhero crap?
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
Frankly, I'm busy enough saving the world from darkness. Don't want to have to save it from sunlight, too.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE ROLL POP?
What? What the hell are you talking about?
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
I told you, I. Don't. Sing. Ever.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
My dad started teaching me to fly one when I was eight. I prefer helicopters, though.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
As far as I know, yes.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
At some point you're going to have to explain to me what all these questions have to do with anything.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Fun, and occasionally necessary.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
Hell, maybe, I don't know, I might find a nice jewish boy and settle down.... yeah. right.
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
who wrote these questions?
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Answering questions. I'm breaking out in hives here. Do I really have to answer all 70?
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
Right. That's it.
I'm not answering any more questions until someone explains what exactly each question is supposed to say about me, why the hell we're taking these damned psych test thingies instead of continuing to fight and save the world, and who wrote this damned thing, anyway.
I mean, I thought the new watcher's council was supposed to be all not evil now? Bastards.
Screw you, I'm going to the beach.
--K