Half complainy, half braggy!
0. Why do I like lists so much!?
1. Please join me in LOLing at my coworker. She asked me not to paperclip her stuff because she doesn't like paperclips. WHAT? Sorry but do I look like I give a flying fuck if you like paperclips? I am not going to cater to you about something that stupid when you are the only person on a team of 7 that has a problem with paperclips. Seriously. Paperclips. How ridiculous. This makes me want to give you more paperclips, woman!
2. Who the hell decided that George Steinbrenner was important enough to have a high school named after him? I can just hear the phone calls now from the Red Sox fan parents to switch their kids' schools, lol. Not really but wtf.
3. I forgot to mention this, but I finally found out my credit score and it is pretty much amazing. Thanks, mom and dad! No but as much as I have to credit (no pun intended) them for a)putting my name on their credit card and paying it off every month (I don't use it that much), and b)their financial support when I was unemployed, I also know that I have never made a payment that was more than a few days late. So I am awesome.
4. I am getting a pretty flippin' sweet tax return. Thank God!!!! That will certainly help fill the void of my epic electric bill this month.
1. Please join me in LOLing at my coworker. She asked me not to paperclip her stuff because she doesn't like paperclips. WHAT? Sorry but do I look like I give a flying fuck if you like paperclips? I am not going to cater to you about something that stupid when you are the only person on a team of 7 that has a problem with paperclips. Seriously. Paperclips. How ridiculous. This makes me want to give you more paperclips, woman!
2. Who the hell decided that George Steinbrenner was important enough to have a high school named after him? I can just hear the phone calls now from the Red Sox fan parents to switch their kids' schools, lol. Not really but wtf.
3. I forgot to mention this, but I finally found out my credit score and it is pretty much amazing. Thanks, mom and dad! No but as much as I have to credit (no pun intended) them for a)putting my name on their credit card and paying it off every month (I don't use it that much), and b)their financial support when I was unemployed, I also know that I have never made a payment that was more than a few days late. So I am awesome.
4. I am getting a pretty flippin' sweet tax return. Thank God!!!! That will certainly help fill the void of my epic electric bill this month.