nickname thing

[bellapalmera]

this is lame as crap but i cant sleep

-If you call me Traci, then wow you're freakin observant...
-If you call me Trace, you're probably related to me; and if you're not, you die.
-If you call me Tray Dawg, you're Lee Dawg or Tawnya or probably the rest of Cru.
-If you call me T-Dawg, you're either Tawnya or Jonah. And if you're Jonah, I don't know who you're talking to!
-If you call me Trac-Gene simmons with one eye, you're Dan or anyone else in Alpha.
-If you call me Trixi Rabbit, you're a Bonnie Bunny!
-If you call me Socks, you lived on the 8th floor of Crescent 2 years ago.
-If you call me Spaghetti Lady, you're a Cheese Head and I hate you and what you did to me.
-If you call me Scooby Doo, you're Scrappy Doo and I miss you!
-If you call me Stinkweed, you're definitely my mom.
-If you call me Golden Starred One, you're Roddy... splee!!
-If you call me Silly Seal, you're Frogito!
-If you call me Tratsiana, you're either my dad or Queen Amelia (vowel)ckert!
-If you call me Telly, you've been going to Camp Aspetuck way too long!