Black Widow Challenge: Part 4
[But mostly babies]
Hey guys! It's been a while since I've posted a black widow update so I figured why not? I've got about 4 more of these saved to my laptop, I'm pretty behind so I might as well get an update out! I'm not sure if I'm allowed to post black widow updates to the Legacy Challenge wall so if not, just let me know and I'll remove it as soon as I can. The last update was quite a while ago (over 9 months ago!) so I'll put the link here if you need a refresher. Let's begin!
We left off with Harry becoming a teenager, and here's a picture of his first day of high school! Exciting!
Bus Driver: Hey there boy, want some candy? :D
This nanny is useless. I hired her to help with the twins but she doesn't do anything. She's literally been standing there for hours starting at the cat.
And then she pissed herself.
Annie: 8(
Annie is just too adorable.
Here's a better look at teenage version of Harry. He's pretty cute!
He still loves his sister Sarah, which is good.
Beatrice: *is swallowed by the apple tree*
This guy is named Luke and he was brought here by the buyable crystal ball mod thingy.
Gotta love that ACR.
Luke: I'M IN LOOOOVE!
Time to put a ring on it.
There we go.
Beatrice: Yeah, I guess I love you too.
Luke brought in a whopping $2,000! I'm not getting very lucky with these spouses.
Remmington Harris: Homewrecking whore! *kicks trashcan*
For some reason, the maid hates Beatrice! He always kicks over the trashcan or steals the newspaper.
Luke's a pretty good step-father so far. He really loves the twins.
Holy blinding whiteness!
Beatrice: I popped! :D
Remmington Harris: Shhhh kitty, I'm making that nasty witch Beatrice Langston clean her own shit.
Can you spot what's wrong with this picture?
Remmington Harris: *is judging*
Lilly: I pooped! :D
Harry: Oh god.
Harry: I HAVETA PEE!
Remmington Harris: *is still judging*
The baby is born already. A little boy named Julian.
The twins grew up also. They're so adorable!
Beatrice: Whatcha doin' Lil?
Lilly: Reading about birds.
Lilly: HELP I'M STILL BORED!
*sigh*
After she's done complaining, she goes outside and STOMPS ON THE FLOWERS. WHY.
This is all of the stuff that was brought in by husbands so far. I think the stuff they've brought in is more than the $ they brought with them.
Julian must have floating powers or something.
Luke: Time to go to work as a CRIMINAL MASTERMIND.
Beatrice: Oof, your costume makes me hot.
Beatrice: Lmao your dead dad.
Harry: LMAO.
??? You guys are morbid.
Time to move on to guy number *checks notes* 5! Guy number 5. This is John.
Bitches love flowers.
Beatrice: awwrite bb, wanna bang?
And so they did.
Annie's so cute.
The thing about Lilly and Annie is they only play with each other. They won't play with anyone else besides each other. It's kinda cute actually.
Annie: Boogyboogyboo!
Lilly: Ahhhhhhh
Lilly: choooooo!
Lmao Lilly's sick ok.
See? They really do love each other.
Sarah: Hey, can I play?
Annie: Nope. :D
Lilly: Fuck off. :D
Beatrice: Whyyyy is my kid getting into my bed, I was just about to use it... D:
Harry: Wanna play red hands?
Lilly: Are you Annie? No.
Annie: And I don't like you either.
Harry: ...
Julian's gonna grow up thinking Harry's his mother after all the caring he's done for him.
Beatrice: I'M REALLY ANGRILY MAKING RICE, GRRR!
Ok then.
Beatrice: WHO THE FUCK INVITED YOU.
Beatrice: Btw, I'm cheating on you.
Luke: Sumo wrestlers!
LMAO.
Look! Beatrice is being an attentive parent! Miracles do happen!
I'm trying to get Bea to join the Garden Club because I think it would be hilarious to have a murderous man-eater housewife also be a part time Garden Club member.
Lady: Points deducted for hideous lawn-wear.
Beatrice: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU DON'T GO OUT SELLING LEMONADE.
Harry: YA WHATEVER MOM.
Beatrice: Hehe, I'm in luv.
John: Really? I'm not.
Apparently John's a Senior Manager. I wonder if those make a lot of $.
Julian grew up and he's so freaking cute!
Julian: BARF.
Beatrice: OH GOD.
Harry: I would clean him up but you know, I'm just a lemonade salesperson.
HE'S SO CUTE.
The cow ate someone, I have no idea who. Oh well. More murder milk for Bea.
I really hate how Con reenacts his death. Like we get it. You got impaled by hail.
Luke: Help! I'm stinky!
I know how to fix that... Time for a little... BATH.
Sarah: Ummm don't we need a ladder for this pool?
NO LADDER NEEDED FOR MY PLANS.
Luke gets to have the ultimate bath. >:D
Meanwhile...
BEATRICE GOT FREAKING ELECTROCUTED. I'm so glad she didn't die, otherwise my challenge would be over.
Beatrice: I love you kitty!
Sims are so weird.
Altogether Luke brought in probably 10k between the 2k he brought in and the few days he went to work, so I'd say he did alright. Thanks for the money Luke, R.I.P.
I'll end this update with a picture of Beatrice teaching Julian the alphabet.
I'm going to try to post updates of my Black Widow challenge as often as I can. I really enjoy playing this household, I'm just suuuuuper lazy when it comes to uploading things to here. Thanks for reading, and I'll see you next time I upload something!