Black Widow Challenge: Part 3
[The milk that'll give you wings!]
Hey, guys! I hope you're all having/had a happy new year and a great week. I'm working today, so that's not fun. I don't feel like recapping, so here's a link to the last update in case you missed it.
The cow is finally ready for her first victim... I wonder which unlucky person it'll be.
This guy was walking down the street, so I had Bea go out and greet him. So far, he's not taking to well to compliments. His name is Richard, btw.
All Bea had to do was give the guy a flower. Works every time.
Beatrice: So... Wanna go on a date? Right now? In my house?
Richard: Sure!
If only he knew what he was getting himself into.
So far, the date's going pretty well.
And soon enough, they're on the couch in their undies.
Moonshine: *is feeling uncomfortable*
I feel you, Moonshine. Trust me, there's going to be plenty more "woohoos" in this challenge. I'm not sure if I had mentioned this before or not, but Beatrice's LTW is to woohoo with 20 different sims. That's actually a pretty easy and completely doable LTW considering I have ACR, so I'm determined to complete it.
~it's luv~
But before we can marry Richard, we need to finish off the current husband...
Chuck: I NEED A SHOWER!
Chuck's been locked up for a good 2 days now. Starvation takes a long time.
Chuck: Help! This bird is inconveniencing me!
Why do they always think about birds right before they die?
FINALLY. This took way too long.
Grim Reaper: Starvation? Not very creative.
Harry: MOM! CHUCK'S... DEAD! ;O;
Beatrice: Whoops! Gotta go puke! :D
Awww. Poor Harry's pretty upset about this.
Side note: you might not believe me and I don't have picture proof, but Harry's got maxed out nice points... I don't know if Con was high in the nice point area because I didn't check, but I'm socked. I didn't know that one of Beatrice's offspring could possibly have 10 nice points. WHERE DOES THAT COME FROM?
Beatrice: Hehe... Now that Chuck's dead...
Richard: Yeah?
Beatrice: Marry me? :D
Richard: OMG! YES!
Richard: How on earth did you even afford this?
Beatrice: It was a wedding gift from my first husband's mother.
Immediate marriage because it's too much work to gather a giant wedding party. Plus, Beatrice has no friends.
P.S: Richard is a Campaign Worker and he only brought in $1,657. Laaame.
Beatrice: Hehe. I love you... *gag* Uh oh.
She's certainly pregnant and she cannot stop puking. She stood there and puked about three times in a row. Should I be worried?
Sarah's a cutie patootie.
And now, a series of potty training pictures. :3
And success! Sarah is now the first potty trained Langston.
Beatrice: Do you hear something?
Richard: Like what?
Beatrice: It sounds like the crying of an innocent. Probably nothing.
Sarah: WAHHHH! MOMMY!
Harry: Hmmm... Needs more cinnamon.
Moonshine: I DO NOT ENJOY TODDLERS.
Beatrice: *POP!*
Beatrice is now visibly pregnant! Well, sort of.
I looove these bay windows... I want one!
Here's a cute picture of Harry and Moonshine.
Awww! See? Bea does love her son. :)
Richard: HEY, YOU! I AM VERY TIRED!
That's... Not my problem? You're a grown-ass man. I'm sure you're capable of crawling into bed by yourself.
He chose the easier route, which is passing out on the sidewalk.
Beatrice: LMAO! GET A LOAD OF THIS LOSER! *hysterical laughing*
Someone's cold hearted, but we already knew that.
Harry: Eating a burnt muffin... Alone.
Poor guy. He can't even make a muffin correctly.
Somehow this old lady got in the house and started trying to admire Bea, but she wasn't having any of that.
Beatrice: I know I'm the best. I don't need some old hag's approval.
Cow: *BURP!*
The cow knew just how to take care of that.
Beatrice: Good girl! Momma needs more murder milk. :D
Beatrice: *milky milky milky milky* :D
This just isn't right.
I wonder if murder milk is dangerous for the baby.
Sarah: MOOOM! I'm tired!
Remmington Harris: Oh god! Don't get placenta all over the floor... I just mopped it!
A little girl named Lilly. It looks like she's gonna be a clone of her daddy, but that doesn't really matter because this isn't a legacy.
And this is her twin sister, Annie! TWINS! It's terrible, but at least I'll get some extra points. Also: these were completely natural twins. I didn't do anything to alter the pregnancy.
And on the floor they go!
Speaking of points, look! Sarah grew up well! Well, with no head. But I'm not picky. :D
I had Richard try tinkering with the garden sprinkler, but it didn't do anything. I guess electrucion wasn't the death he was destined to have.
So cow cake it is! It's the easiest death, no doubt. And I wasn't going to sit around forever trying to kill him.
Cow: *BURP!*
Bye, Richard!
Annie: I have a feeling my dad just died. Am I right? I'm right, aren't I.
Beatrice: Shhh. It's bedtime.
Lilly: Mother, please tell us it isn't true!
Beatrice: I can neither confirm nor deny the path your father chose for himself. His lack of self control got the best of him.
Beatrice: FUUUUCK, I NEED MORE MURDER MILK! >:(
Okay, okay. Sheesh. You're scaring me.
Beatrice: Hey there, girl. Got some more milk for momma?
Cow: You bet! This one tasted kinda funky.
Beatrice: *milkymilkymilkymilky*
Beatrice: Ahhh, murder is beautiful.
Okay, that's enough cow milk for now.
Sarah: Some day, I'll get in a taxi and move far, far away from here.
She's got a good outlook on life.
Beatrice: GRRR! NEED MORE MURDER MILK!
NO! You've had enough for one day!
Here's a better look at Sarah. I'm not sure who she looks more like. She definitely has Beatrice's chin.
Harry: Wanna play mary mack?
Sarah: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME, CAPTAIN!
And so mary mack, they did!
Can any of you kids cook around here? All i've seen is burnt muffins. Well, I really shouldn't be complaining. Most of the time, Bea forgets to cook dinner and the CPS threatens to show up. Kid ovens = very useful!
Beatrice: Just you wait, kids! One day, I'll get an award for the hard work I've done.
Sarah: You mean like murdering people for their money?
Beatrice: Exactly!
Beatrice: I will NOT tolerate incompetent children in this house! Do NOT ruin this perfectly good crib with your bowel movements!
Lilly: BUT I'M JUST A BABYYY...
Beatrice: NO EXCUSES!
I lol'd. She's "lecturing" her infant about pooping in her diaper. Poor thing.
Infants no more, they're toddlers now. (Yeah, I cheated and aged them up. SUE ME)
Lilly is SO adorable and looks exactly like her father.
And Annie looks exactly like her mother. Maybe she has her dad's eye shape, but that's all.
Lilly: I pooped. :|
Annie: lmao bye
I had to hire a stupid nanny because Beatrice was exhausted and it's literally so much work keeping toddlers (especially multiples) fed and clean. And I don't want to cheat at everything.
Another burnt muffin, huh?
Harry: Yup!
Looks like he's gonna be eating that muffin later, because he was interrupted by INSTA-PUBERTY!
Wow, he actually looks a LOT different than he did when he was a kid. Weird... Anyway, he rolled family, which is extremely fitting.
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I'm gonna end it here. I'm really tired and I'm not feeling too well... However, I do have at least three more black widow updates ready to be uploaded to my LJ, so i'll try to get those out whenever I've got the time. Also, I'll be posting another Ahren update shortly because I'm already quite a bit ahead in my gameplay. I'm trying to stick to a regular update-schedule!
As always, thanks for reading and I'll see you next time I post something. :) Happy new year, btw!
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