The Ahren Legacy: 4.1
[IN HELL]
warnings: the usual.. sim nudity, swearing, the rebirth of jesus christ.
Hi! Welcome back to my journal in which I post stories about my pixel characters. Please, take a seat. Last time I blogged about my sims, new heir Cecil Ahren got married and got pregnant fairly quickly but none of that matters because Bellamy died. :(
Cressida: So what do you feel about a threesome?
Cecil: *mouth's too stuffed to talk*
Tom: OMG ladies! One at a time!
Cressida: Hmm.. he didn't say no. I still have a chance!
Cecil: Piiiizzzzaaaa.
Cecil's got the right priorities.
Cecil: WOAH, too much pizza! :D
Cecil's pretty close to giving birth now which is cool.
Tom: Hello there, precious. I can't wait to meet you my angel.
Cecil: Why is he talking like that to my pizza?
CECIL'S BELLY IS SO CUTE.
(I didn't speed up the pregnancy, there was just nothing interesting to photograph).
Sexy Maid: Oh my God, I literally JUST mopped that floor.
It's a little girl. Meet Devin.
Also: where the hell did her eyes come from? She's got the same brand of eyes Aubrey had but they're blue? Tom's got red eyes, so does Bellamy so she couldn't have gotten this gray/blue color from either of them.
Right after Devin was born, I completely remodeled their entire house. No pic spam because I forgot. :/
Cressida: I JUST WANNA BE LOVED! ;_;
Poor bb. Maybe someday. (spoiler alert, it's on the cover photo lmao)
Gotta work on that creative skill if you want to make it in this job. All Criminal Masterminds are creative.
Cece's basically like a single mother because fuckin' Tom doesn't do shit. On top of that, she rolls the "change diaper" fear every time.
OH. That's where he is. Good to see banging your wife's sister is more important than changing your infants diaper. Nah don't worry, it's fine. We don't need you.
God, I love my step-family romance mod, hehe :3
Cecil can't find out about Tom and Cressy now. Stress is very bad for the baby.
NICE TRY, GAME, BUT I KNOW SHE'S AWAKE. YOUR LITTLE "zzz" BULLSHIT DOESN'T PHASE ME.
Cecil: My thigh is stuck in a table and it really hurts. :)
No time for pain, it's Dev's birthday!
Cecil: You're right. My baby won't turn 4 after being alive for two days again, this is an important milestone.
Exactly!
Devin came out EXTREMELY ADORABLE, but I'm having a hard time seeing any Cece in her.
Surprise! A fire! Bet you didn't see that one coming. I bet it was Tom. >.>
Fires: 4
Good thing Tom's replacement showed up to put the fire out.
Random pic of Devin because she's the cutest.
Aubrey's still proving to be an amazing founder. ILU, GIRL.
Cecil: I looove being a single mother!
She basically is a single mother already. Tom has never even held his own child. Fuck you, Tom.
Cece's potty training face!
Cecil: *casually eats cereal*
*facepalm*
I don't like Tom much, but for some reason Cressida and Cecil are in love with him. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB.
Devin: Quick! Throw some spaghetti in my mouth, Auntie!
Cressida: This spaghetti smells bad.
At least Cress changed Devin's diaper. That's more than her father's ever done for her.
LIVE ALIEN BIRTH ON THE SIDEWALK!
A little girl, Daisy.
There are those suspicious but pretty gray/blue eyes again! >.>
Daisy: uhh, aren't you gonna feed me, lady?
Cecil: The bills won't pay themselves, kid.
Cressida: Ew Cece, your baby smells really bad.
I think we all know it's you, Cressy, who smells bad.
This is bonding.
Devin: I DON'T WANNA POO, I WANNA PLAY! ;_;
Cecil: I think she's still young enough to sell... I really need the cash. Hmm...
There will be no selling of toddlers OR babies in this legacy, thx.
Just look at her face. It's impossible to stay mad at this face.
Cressida: PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!: I LIKE THIS TUB. :D
Whatever, Cress.
Daisy: thanks for bringing me in, lady. Grandpa's still out there though.
Tom: Woah, when did that one get here?
FUCK YOU, TOM.
Cecil: I smell... *gasp* AN AFFAIR!
Cece found out about you guys! Better run while you still have your legs!
Cecil: OH MY GOD, THOMAS. HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS.
Tom: *ignores*
Cecil: I'll give you 30 seconds to guess what's behind my back.
I bet it's a chainsaw!
Cecil: ON MY PLANET, WE PUNISH CHEATERS BY DEATH!
Shit, Cece looks mad. Tom really should know not to upset an alien, though. It's his own fault.
Tom: THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? :DD
Cressida: Well, good luck with that, guys. :D
Cressida: *eats cece's half eaten sandwich*
r u kiddin' me rn?
We ran out of groceries at the worst possible time. Cecil's hunger bar is red as the devil. (btw: she's pregnant)
Cecil: MMM, DELICIOUS.
:(
Cecil: Grandpa? What are you doing out tonight?
Michael: YOU ARE GOING TO DIE TONIGHT. >:D
Michael: Boo!
Cecil: AHHHHHHH!
Cecil: Shit. I forgot about the limitations of Earth.
I literally paused my game at the exact moment of Cece getting scared to death. Not even on purpose, lmao. It gave me time to think. Tom's probably not going to save Cece from death because he fucking sucks. And Cece's pretty furious with Cress right now. Beck's my only choice. It's time to use his elder command.
Beck: You woke me up for groceries? No, thanks.
Actually, your daughter is laying on the floor. Dead.
Beck: Eh, Grim looks kinda busy rn.
THAT'S THE POINT! SAVE HER!
I was really stressed out at this point because FUCKING TOM was in the way and Cece was right outside the door, so I cheated and placed Beck outside.
Beck: ugh, my knees. Mr. Grim Reaper, will you please let my daughter live?
Grim Reaper: Hey, aren't you that dumb guy who kept dying on an exercise bike's brother?
Cressida: Later, Cece! Your husband is a great kisser!
HEARTLESS.
Grim Reaper: Here, just have her.
Beck: YIPEEE!
Cecil: Whoa, did I just die?
Yeah, you did. But don't worry, your good ol' dad saved you. I hope dying doesn't affect the baby's growth.
Nope! We're good! Phew.
Tom: Hmm... Where could she be...
Daisy: Sister, can I please take a sip from your bottle? I'm afraid I might die.
Devin: Nope. Fuck off.
Daisy: CAKE! HALLELUJAH!
It's Daisy's birthday! Wow, I took a lot of pics on a short amount of time.
So here's Daisy as a toddler. Funny thing, Daisy looks EXACTLY like Cece would if she was a human.
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Wow, I can't believe I managed to get this update done three days apart from the last one! I woke up from a nap and automatically started writing this update. Weird. Anyway, thanks for reading as always, and I'll see you next time. :)
ISBI Stats:
Torch-Holders: 3
Perma-Plat Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 10
Fires: 4
Self-Wettings: 7
Pass-Outs: 6
Food Naps: 4
Fights: 6
Accidental Deaths: 4
Resurrections: 4
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
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