The Ahren Legacy: 3.8
[or was it the other way around?]
warnings: a lot of swearing, possible pixel nudity
Hello hello! This update should've been done much sooner, but like usual, laziness has taken over. Any who, not much happened in the last update except for the heir poll but I'll recap anyway. The last time we saw the Ahrens, all the generation three kids grew into adults by the end of the update. All four of them had mental breakdowns and *deep breath*... Cecil won the heir poll, by 1 vote! Cressida was second, Cordelia was third and as expected, Camden was dead last with absolutely no votes. Not not my fault he's boring.
My bb Beck. :( It's kinda sad that he's now an uncontrollable. I really hope I taught him well and that he'll be a smart uncontrollable.
Beck: Mmm, barbecue.
Camden: What do you mean I didn't win the heir poll? I'm gorgeous!
Sorry Cam. You're a handsome lad, but you're boring as fuck. Bye now.
Cordelia: Boy am I glad to get out of this hell house. Adiós!
Aren't you gonna miss your family?
Cordelia: Nope! :D
Bye bye, Delia. :/
Sexy Maid: I'm so glad I'll no longer be sexually harassed by Cressida!
Er, actually... About that...
Cressida is staying. I'm not doing a double heir, but I love her and she makes me laugh.
What's our current heir up to? She's making grilled cheese if that isn't obvious.
Also: FUCKING GET OFF THE FURNITURE, CAT.
Here's the heiress. God, she's beautiful.
Cressida: Why aren't I heiress? I CAN READ.
Beck: ...
Cecil: Well, Cress. There's a lot more to heirship than reading.
Cressida: psst. Dad? Do you hear something?
Bellamy: I'm back from work!
Yeah, whatever the fuck you do. Good job, Bell.
Bellamy: Awww, look at the cute puppies! Hello there, cutie!
Gray Wolf: GRRRR.
Black Wolf: I'm gonna eat this guy.
Cecil: I think it's time to call the elderly care residence.
Cecil: I looove nature! :D
I have a better idea, let's go pick up some dudes for you.
Of course the lot is filled with females. The first thing Cece did when she arrived to the lot was play hacky-sack with this lady. Priorities.
Cecil: The only guy I'll ever need is Wilson. :D
Ok but you can't get pregnant from Wilson and I do not want to see you try.
Next stop: The Hub. I spotted this cool looking guy, but he seems a little too happy... Cece found him hideous anyway.
Ooh, lookie who it is!
Apparently Bennett likes hanging out at clubs and checking out younger women. This does not surprise me at all.
Cecil: Excuse me sir! I would like some alcohols, please and thank you.
Cecil: Ugh, damn cramps. Maybe if I get drunk enough they'll go away.
O.O Well alrighty then.
Cecil: What a delightful bow tie you have, professor! It reminds me much of my mothership back in space.
Professor: PFFT, yeah right, lady. Like you've visited space.
Cecil: But sir I'm green.
Professor: NOPE DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
As you can see, he was a dick.
Remember this guy? He was a coworker of Aubrey's.
Oh, he's a dick too. How unfortunate.
Cressida: Look, I made dinner!
I knew I would't regret keeping Cressy around. ❤︎
Cecil: *BAAARP!*
Cressida: Hehehehe.
If you know me, you know that I don't like the slob trait. NOT ONE BIT. I hope Cece's kids don't inherit that trait.
Cressida: Wait, I just remembered you're an alien, EW, GROSS. ALIEN FUMES.
But you thought it was funny just a minute ago? I don't understand TS2.
Cecil: FOR SCIENCE!
Aubrey's making an appearance tonight! She scared Cece but she doesn't care cuz ~*~ knowledge ~*~
Bellamy: *cheesiest cheesy smile ever*
I should be suspicious of that smile, but I'm gonna let it go because you two are so damn cute. ❤︎
Call this cheating, I used a crystal ball I downloaded over at MTS2 to find Cece's best match. And the winner is: Tom the fireman!
Cecil: I don't know how to put out a fire, I can only stand there and scream. Much like I'll be screaming your name, in bed.
Tom: That is sooo hot.
Weird flirting. It's making me uncomfortable.
Aw, Cece finally got that first kiss.
Cressida: Someday I too will have a man whom I can sing for. :D
Yeah maybe someday, Cress.
Beck: I'm hooooome!
It's too bad Beck probably won't achieve his LTW before he dies. He started the education career a little late, so he's only at level 4 anyway.
Hmm. Cressy? What are you doing to your sister's boyfriend?
Cressida: What? Can't a woman appreciate a FINE PIECE OF ASS when she sees one?
I might regret putting a 'step-family romance' mod in.
Cressida: Tom will just have to accept your disability, my angel. ❤︎
Tom's in love, finally. It took me a whole sim afternoon to convince him /sarcasm.
Cecil: Marry me and be my Pollination Technician, Tom. :D
Tom: I don't really know what that means but okay!
Jesus lady. The wedding hasn't even started yet.
Lady: I'm getting a head start.
That's right! It's going to be a special public wedding. All (most) of Cece's family's here for the special occasion.
Tom: Is this almost over? I'm missing my show.
I'm already starting to regret making Tom Cecil's spouse.
Cecil: I don't know about this... Shouldn't you be in love to get married?
That's not true for all marriages. Think of it as an arranged marriage.
Obviously alcohol come before family in this family. They're missing the entire wedding.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS, THE DRINKS CAN WAIT.
Jokes on you, Tom, because this family is in some serious debt right now. Thanks for the extra 7k though, we'll use that to pay off some bills.
Carly: I love weddings!
Shut the fuck up Carly.
Anyway, Cece looks really happy. I will do everything to make my Cece happy.
Cecil: On my planet, it's custom to shove a probe down your throat after marriage. But because this is Earth, cake will do just fine.
That's a lot of cake.
Cecil: HAHAHA. SILLY HUMANS.
Tom: Damn, her alien half-sister is sooo sexy.
You better watch yourself, Tom.
There were a few moments of lost sanity, but overall it was a pretty decent party. It was really nice seeing everyone together. :)
Braden mostly stood outside and got drunk while thinking about how much he despises his brother. Nothing new there.
Braden: A couple more drink should help me forget about Calvin.
At least Braden went outside. Cressida slept through the entire wedding and party.
Cecil: Let's make alien/human hybrid babies. :)
Tom: Okay!
Still kinda regretting Tom. Maybe we can get rid of him after Cece has a few of his babies.
Oh good. I was missing you, glitchy screen. (FUCK YOU, LAPTOP)
Cecil: There's a possibility that I could be pregnant.
Oh, really Cece?
Cecil: *BAAAAAAAARF*
The good news is: you're pregnant. The bad news is: who the fuck is going to clean that soiled toilet, Cecil?
Cressida: Excuse me? I need to pee.
Cressida: I didn't say you had to leave.
Cecil: Time to steal some elderly women's purses!
Mailman: DAMN GIRL, YOU SO FINE.
I should probably mention that Cece's LTW is to become Criminal Mastermind. Can I get a hell yeah?
Oh Cressy. This isn't the life I had wanted for you.
Cece's ~*~ depressed ~*~ because I made her clean up the dishes.
Cecil: Oh no! I'm fat! D:
No dear, you're pregnant. Also: notice her cute new outfit. I thought the camo pants combined with the orange sweater looked really good on her.
Cecil: Sister! Dad brought a friend home from work today. Perhaps you could talk to him instead of stalking my husband?
Cressida: Bitch, I can find my own men. I do not need your help.
She goes ahead and tries flirting with him anyway.
Cressida: Hello there, handsome. You've got a little SEXY on your face.
Dude: Excuse me, ever heard of personal space?
Somehow, Cressida's rejection leaded to a cage match in the bathroom. Sigh.
Tom: Cressy, that dude totally whooped your ass. It was awesome.
Cressida: Heh, well I do try hard to eat unhealthily and avoid all exercise. :D
Beck: BEAT UP MY DAUGHTER, WILL YOU.
Have I ever mentioned how much I love my bb Beck? I love him lots.
Lookie! A smelly pregnant alien who's wearing unicorn and rainbow pajamas AKA Cece!
Cecil: Shut the hell up.
Apparently Bellamy died sometime during the night when I wasn't paying attention. I would bring him back, but I'm kinda relieved to have one less elder in the house. Sorry, Bell. You were hilarious, handsome and dumb. Ily. ❤︎
Let's focus on something other than death. Just LOOK at this lady. Either she totally forgot she was scheduled to work and had to leave her wedding early to catch her shift OR she's trying to pick up dudes. Either way, it's not working.
I'm gonna end this update with a picture of Cece being adorable playing in the puddles. Next update: babies! Be looking forward to that. I've got a very important show to catch so adios! Thank you everyone who voted and everyone who reads this legacy. You guys keep me motivated enough to keep writing. :)
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ISBI Stats:
Torch-Holders: 3
Perma-Plat Sims: 1
Shrink Visits: 10
Fires: 3
Self-Wettings: 7
Pass-Outs: 5
Food Naps: 4
Fights: 6
Accidental Deaths: 4 (I don't think Bellamy died from old age. I think he was probably scared by a ghost)
Resurrections: 3
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
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