I am absolutely floored by this entry over on Paul Scheer's blog. He asked his readers to tell him some of the fucked up shit their friends and family members said at Thanksgiving. It's a good read but I will quote some of the good ones ( Read more... )

While watching clips from The Soup and Best Week Ever relating to that batshit-crazy christian woman, Marguerite Perrin, I kept thinking to myself "You know some one is going to sample that shit and put it to music". This is of course what Madonna did when she sent out MP3s of American Life tracks going 'What the fuck do you think you're doing?' ( Read more... )

First she got caught lip-syncing on Saturday Night Live... now she was caught drunk in Toronto at McDonald's making an ass out of herself once again.

Dealing with the fact Jessica has a bigger career must be so hard for her.

They used to call him K-Fed, but now he's just crap... listen to a sample from Kevin Spears Federline's rap.

By way of Best Week Ever, Us Magazine (Second Story) is reporting that Kevin Spears... er I mean Federline is planning to release a rap album that he expects to sell 1 Million copies within a month of release. He must have a huge family.

Something tells me that video game violence is not why kids do things... I think it is parents like these.

Normally Best Week Ever has funny shit on its blog but today they posted a link to a very sickening news storyApparently some psychopathic asshole who just needed their mommy and daddy to love them more as a child decided to intentionally run over a flock of ducklings in the San Francisco area. The fucktard lined up his tires to intentionally run ( Read more... )

Here is some more proof that there is no God. Someone with way too much time on their hands has created Cliff's Notes to R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet".