It sounds like Christopher Walken is narrating; this is just so beautiful...

[beladona_took]

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direct link - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8

It is 20+ minutes long and by the end it sounds like he's just gonna go cry himself to sleep, but it is amazing, worth the time and just an incredible experience. Includes classics like:
"Goombas can suck my balls", "Half the time this isn't here! Why was it up here? Like a cunt??!?" and "Now you're just fucking with me. Do you enjoy death?"

You'll be happy you went along for the ride.