18!
Today is Christmas/my 18th birthday.... whoop!
Yesterday we hung out at my dad's parent’s house... a.k.a. my grandparents. This is the snobbish side.... BUT I actually had fun.
I was talking to my cousin, Bjorn (26), and Clinton (22),
Them: "So are you going to be 21 tomorrow!?!? What are you going to do???"
Me: "Ill be 18...*interrupted*"
Them: "NUDIE BARS! WE'RE TAKING YOU! We have to go to the 'All Male Review'"
...I have always thought that Bjorn was a clean guy... but he kept telling me about all the good places to go.... "Jiggles has the best wiggles" Clint added.
Yeaaaa
So then today, I got a piece of ass.... My cousin Emily(19) got me a stuffed Donkey from Shrek... as my first piece of "ass"
As much as I do complain about my birthday being on Christmas... I am really starting to appreciate it. As a child it sucked because I couldn’t ever have birthday parties or friends over on my birthday.... no perks in school, like being the first in line to go to recess. But now... I think I like it. Nobody can forget it... PLUS I always get to see all of my family on my birthday!
THIS year though... I had to buy my own cake mix, frosting, and candles; make my own cake, and decorate my own birthday cake. That was somewhat depressing... but my mom gave me a huge hug and apologized for it. She told me what an awful mother she was... I disagreed.
Overall… I think the whole birthday scene will be better from now on. The perks are kicking in.
On a different note….
“Now that your daughter is 18, may I date her?” Jose asked my mom….
He got me a REALLY pretty cross necklace… “To my princess, from Jose”
Lmao.
Yesterday we hung out at my dad's parent’s house... a.k.a. my grandparents. This is the snobbish side.... BUT I actually had fun.
I was talking to my cousin, Bjorn (26), and Clinton (22),
Them: "So are you going to be 21 tomorrow!?!? What are you going to do???"
Me: "Ill be 18...*interrupted*"
Them: "NUDIE BARS! WE'RE TAKING YOU! We have to go to the 'All Male Review'"
...I have always thought that Bjorn was a clean guy... but he kept telling me about all the good places to go.... "Jiggles has the best wiggles" Clint added.
Yeaaaa
So then today, I got a piece of ass.... My cousin Emily(19) got me a stuffed Donkey from Shrek... as my first piece of "ass"
As much as I do complain about my birthday being on Christmas... I am really starting to appreciate it. As a child it sucked because I couldn’t ever have birthday parties or friends over on my birthday.... no perks in school, like being the first in line to go to recess. But now... I think I like it. Nobody can forget it... PLUS I always get to see all of my family on my birthday!
THIS year though... I had to buy my own cake mix, frosting, and candles; make my own cake, and decorate my own birthday cake. That was somewhat depressing... but my mom gave me a huge hug and apologized for it. She told me what an awful mother she was... I disagreed.
Overall… I think the whole birthday scene will be better from now on. The perks are kicking in.
On a different note….
“Now that your daughter is 18, may I date her?” Jose asked my mom….
He got me a REALLY pretty cross necklace… “To my princess, from Jose”
Lmao.