All I can say is.. lmao and.. wow..

Jul 01, 2005 12:43

Dan82 Says: geez, i wish you could get AM, Glenn Beck on AM 560, talking about scientology and how its a bunch of hoopahjoop
Behold The Chris: lol
Dan82 Says: its funny
Behold The Chris: i believe it
Behold The Chris: i think scientology is as stupid as any religion
Dan82 Says: lol
Dan82 Says: they all talk about aliens
Behold The Chris: "a new religion founded by L. Ron Hubbard in 1955 and characterized by a belief in the power of a person's spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences through self-knowledge and spiritual fulfillment"
Behold The Chris: BAWHAWHAWHAW!
Dan82 Says: yeah and apparently you're supposed to get to this "clear" level where you wont get sick, you wont need glasses or anything
Behold The Chris: yeah... that's called living in a plastic bubble for your entire life and getting laser eye surgery
Dan82 Says: but then some people did everything to become "clear" and they didn't get any "super-powers" so he invented a new level of "clear" ... they did that and still nothing ... so he invented a new, higher level of "clear" and they again did that and nothing... so then he said some shit about aliens dieing and something being pissed off so thats why we can't get to that level
Behold The Chris: LMAO
Dan82 Says: yeah, that shit is hilarious
Behold The Chris: maybe he just needs to realize that there is no "higher level"
Dan82 Says: haha
Dan82 Says: no kidding
Dan82 Says: oooo
Dan82 Says: now a debate
Dan82 Says: http://xenu.net/
Dan82 Says: the one saying scientology is pwn just said that address
Dan82 Says: lol holy crap, i went to it RIGHT when she said it and it came up fast.. i just did a refresh and now its slow as balls... and pics not showing up.. everyone in america whos listening to glenn beck must be going to it, lol
Behold The Chris: lol i just went to it too
Dan82 Says: see how none of the pics are showing up? lol
Behold The Chris: works for me
Behold The Chris: THE CUNNING ALIEN EMPEROR XENU
INFESTED HUMAN BEINGS' SOULS WITH
HUNDREDS OF ANNOYING INVISIBLE SPIRITS
WHICH MAKES THEM VULNERABLE TO
ILLNESS AND SORROWS
Behold The Chris: DEPRIVING THEM OF THEIR
GODLIKE POWERS
Behold The Chris: RAWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan82 Says: yeah see, lol
Behold The Chris: what's keeping us from our godlike powers?
Behold The Chris: why don't we just blow lightning from our asses and pwn the alien emperor
Dan82 Says: something about us getting blown out a volcano or some shit after the aliens landed
Behold The Chris: lmao

Wow...
Previous post Next post
Up