"Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward."
- Kurt Vonnegut

"You can fool too many of the people too much of the time."
- James Thurber

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
- Thomas Jones

How I nearly lost my business after refusing to hire ( Read more... )

Tim Russert just died!

"I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming."
- Mitch Hedberg

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."
- Graffiti in L.A.

So is this a job posting or a personals ad? Who does this guy think he-- where does he think he is? What-- this is Brookfield, man! What a-- Ugh.

Chavez Warns of War With ( Read more... )

"Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy."
- Nora Ephron

Well I'll be. Fidel Casto retired this morning.

And that's not a euphemism for "he died." He's still kickin'. His brother Raul's been bumped from "here, hold this a sec" to "here, have this" as the new dictator. We ( Read more... )

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We do not even know enough to finish today, let alone know enough to finish tomorrow.

But if there is a storm, and you must be outside, you go outside and let the storm come.

You know you will get wet, but at least now you know that much.

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The heck?! Today's How-To on wikiHow: How To Get Pregnant

And here I thought the ( Read more... )

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
Douglas Adams

It was -7 when I got to work today. 18 degree difference ( Read more... )

"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important."
- Bertrand Russell

Fulton to pay students in after-school program
... Forty students from Creekside High and Bear Creek Middle schools in Fairburn will be the first to try the "Learn & Earn" program, where students will get paid to attend ( Read more... )

And now for a different kind of video. Ahhh ha ha...

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And to make it all make sense...

Vuitton-clad official spouts socialism
CARACAS (Reuters) - A video of a Gucci- and Louis Vuitton-clad politician attacking capitalism then struggling to explain how his luxurious clothes square with his socialist beliefs has become an instant YouTube hit in Venezuela ( Read more... )

Welcome to Monday.

It gets better than today.

I promise.

And how odd is this...

Toddler with eight limbs branded 'reincarnation of Hindu god' to undergo life-saving operation

A toddler born with eight limbs and believed by some to be the reincarnation of the multi-limbed Hindu goddess Vishnu, is set to undergo a 40-hour operation to remove half of her ( Read more... )