...then I will play for you on my cosmic guitars! I got home from work last night and decided to clean up the pile of pots and pans that were pilling up on the counter. I reached into the dryer and pulled out a clean dish towel to put down on the counter for me to put the clean dishes on, and then I reached in and pulled out a wash cloth to clean them with. Near the end of the whole washing buisness, down to my last two pots, I notice my dish cloth looks a bit odd. Why is my dish cloth elastisized on one end?
Ah. It's a sock, that would explain it.
I had been washing my dishes with a sock.
*shakes head*
And now, off to work. I'm sure it'll be a slow day full of considerate and polite customers ...