( pretend that this is the full text of Great Expectations by Charles Dickens )

Oi! Where the hell are you? I've looked everywhere!

[Private to Major West]

I don't suppose you have any of that scotch left?

[/private]

[Private to Rose, very very private]

I don't imagine by now that I'd need to tell you to ignore him. He's an old friend of mine who went insane, and he's a master manipulator. He also likes to steal bodies. So be careful, Rose.

[/private]

This is going to be fantastic!

Exploring new worlds, worlds I couldn't even reach in the TARDIS! Well, not without breaking the poor thing. I will miss the old girl, though. Helping all sorts of people find their way... And maybe, just maybe...

Nah. Nevermind that.

I'm the Doctor! Nice to meet you all.