Drabble-Matic
Hey, lookie what I found! I filled in the blanks, read the results, and then giggled loudly enough for my boyfriend to walk in and give me a funny look.
Be warned, the drabble below makes absolutely no sense. That is both the point and the humor. Hail to the crack!
An Incandescent Day To Stroke
Sam stepped angrily out into the bad sunshine, and ( Read more... )
Sam and Bee were celebrating a slow Valentine's Day together. Sam had cooked a blue dinner and they ate on the grass by candlelight.
"My darling," Bee said, stroking Sam's leg, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Sam. "It is but a bright token of my large love."
Sam opened the box. Inside was a yellow body! He gazed at it shakily. Then he gazed at Bee shakily. "It's soft," Sam said. "Come here and let me kiss you."
Just then, a small crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a sun rising above the horizon. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a heavy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Bee read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other gently as the crone cackled some more. Sam's chest began to tremble. Then Bee shrugged, pulled out a smile, and hit the crone on her arm. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Sam said and kissed Bee thoughtfully. "This is a warm Valentine's Day!"
They merrily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kissed each other all night long.
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