Drabble-Matic
Hey, lookie what I found! I filled in the blanks, read the results, and then giggled loudly enough for my boyfriend to walk in and give me a funny look.
Be warned, the drabble below makes absolutely no sense. That is both the point and the humor. Hail to the crack!
An Incandescent Day To Stroke
Sam stepped angrily out into the bad sunshine, and admired Bumblebee's head. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a fatalistic sight."
Bumblebee climbed off the bridge and walked quietly across the grass to greet his lover. Sam patted Bumblebee on the heart and then tried to stroke him joyously, but without success.
"That's all right," Bumblebee said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not witty," Sam said. "Not as witty as the time we kissed on a hillside."
Bumblebee nodded strangely. "We were delicious back in those days."
"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Sam said. "Everything seems divine and creative when you're young."
"Of course," Bumblebee said. "But now we're glorious, we can still have fun. If we go about it breathlessly."
"Breathlessly?" Sam said . "But how?"
"With this," Bumblebee said and held out a vivacious mountain. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to stroke."
Sam swallowed the mountain at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to stroke breathlessly. They kissed like a dog chasing its tail; expending lots of energy, but getting nowhere fast.. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
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This completely nonsensical bit of prattle is courtesy of: http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ Go there, fill in the blanks, and you'll have you very own insta-fic to laugh hysterically at. ^_^