Drabble-Matic
Hey, lookie what I found! I filled in the blanks, read the results, and then giggled loudly enough for my boyfriend to walk in and give me a funny look.
Be warned, the drabble below makes absolutely no sense. That is both the point and the humor. Hail to the crack!
An Incandescent Day To Stroke
Sam stepped angrily out into the bad sunshine, and ( Read more... )
I tried a BarricadeSam one myself cause I was bored here's mine:
1000 Stone Dragons
Sam paced strongly back and forth. Young dread filled his heart. Barricade should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my dark love, Sam thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Barricade had been taken hostage by Muffled Mouth, a supervillain who had the city in a state of wanting terror. Sam fainted dead away, like a river that nourishes a parched land.
When he came to, there was a bump on his hand and the young dread had returned. "Barricade, my agressive honey bunny," he cried out finally. "What is Muffled Mouth doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing boldly as he cried him in the chest.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Sam remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 stone dragons, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Sam ordered in a supply of stone and set to work, folding dragons until his hand was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last dragon when Barricade walked in the front door.
"Barricade!" Sam screamed and threw himself into Barricade's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 stone dragons and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in the water. He kissed Barricade quietly on the chest.
"Actually," Barricade said, pulling away firmly, "I was rescued by the Bright Car. He's a new superhero in town." Barricade sighed. "And he's really hopeless."
The young dread came back. "But you're spoken to be back here with me, right?"
Barricade checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Bright Car for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay skillful, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Sam choked back a sob and started folding another dragon. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
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