I hate nature. Now, you give me a beer and a woman and I'll give this water bed a work out.

[beergutsnriots]

There is a huge lump of blankets in my bed. His name is David and he keeps freaking out and thrashing hard and some weird Mexican voices keep calling my phone and not speaking english. That sucks. Not speaking english is lame. There is a stench coming from my bed. It smells like men. My boyfriend is a man and he just proved it. Tomorrow we are

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could it be?

[theendisneer]

I bet that is the same damn mexican that kept calling my house looking for my homeboy......i wonder? I dont believe i have a homeboy?!

you never know

[beergutsnriots]

These voices weren't asking for a homeboy. I think they were asking for enchiladas and gracias.

No, I am not a racist.

[exohhexohh]

Fuck, that just gave me the cutest image ever.

I miss good old Davey Jones and Cassie.

XOXO

[beergutsnriots]

It was reeeeally cute!
We miss you too, that date to Charlies was a very fun date. We need to plan it all out again sometime... for reals.
Ice cream sundaes? I think yes.

[unlearn]

.i just lol'ed. oops, im at work.

b-r-b

[beergutsnriots]

keep the laugh track a rollin.

[13luckyscars]

man,
atleast you have a kitten.
i only got a tattoo.
:(

[beergutsnriots]

the kitten will be adoooorable!
tattoos are forever, kittens come and kittens go.
What'd you get inked, yo?

[13luckyscars]

fairy.

[beergutsnriots]

raaaaaawsome

[metallicabreath]

Not speaking English really IS lame.

amen

[beergutsnriots]

thats the god damned gospel truth.