Let’s Party Like It’s 1759
It was all “Official Party Business” as Trinity Hall covered every detail hosting the Dallas 1759 Society’s second anniversary party. A four-tap, pour your own pint [$3.75] station sat in the wind tunnel [front door/hallway], though the armed guard and Dobermans at the kegs proved to be unnecessary since Morris729 was LOST once again. Everyone got their Guinness, Harp and Smithwicks on. A few of the more perverted members poured themselves some black and tans.
The Provost Corner turned into a sea of green due to the majority of the 1759 crew decked out in the new green Guinness shirts and if you didn’t have one, you were issued one.
Yep, the free appetizers and prize giveaways sealed the deal as a few admitted “long-time lurkers” finally made it out. No restraining orders have been issued yet. As the prophecy foretold, a guy wearing leather chaps won the Guinness “March 17” hockey jersey, so who/what-ever he mates with will become the Anti-cristo, or a light beer drinker [possibly one in the same].
At 9pm, the wise Trinity Hall staff wheeled away the kegs.
Ludicrous Meeting Statistics
Appetizer mooching: free chips & queso
Free Pint: 0, the Guinness rep was on site
Jameson shots: 0
Teapot: no non-alco
Environmental engineers: 1
Impromptu hat-rack: 1
Medelin Cartel Sandwich: 1
Anti-Mr.Ed: 1 bitter young man in need of therapy
Riverdance Hoedown: 0
Knocked over a liquor store: so she cut & dyed her hair
Golf Tee Rejection: 4x
Ol' Gil Sighting: facial recognition software needs a name field
Drained keg: prevented by pullout method
Foot fetish camera tradition: reprieve
Irish Feng Shui: footwork
The Provost Corner turned into a sea of green due to the majority of the 1759 crew decked out in the new green Guinness shirts and if you didn’t have one, you were issued one.
Yep, the free appetizers and prize giveaways sealed the deal as a few admitted “long-time lurkers” finally made it out. No restraining orders have been issued yet. As the prophecy foretold, a guy wearing leather chaps won the Guinness “March 17” hockey jersey, so who/what-ever he mates with will become the Anti-cristo, or a light beer drinker [possibly one in the same].
At 9pm, the wise Trinity Hall staff wheeled away the kegs.
Ludicrous Meeting Statistics
Appetizer mooching: free chips & queso
Free Pint: 0, the Guinness rep was on site
Jameson shots: 0
Teapot: no non-alco
Environmental engineers: 1
Impromptu hat-rack: 1
Medelin Cartel Sandwich: 1
Anti-Mr.Ed: 1 bitter young man in need of therapy
Riverdance Hoedown: 0
Knocked over a liquor store: so she cut & dyed her hair
Golf Tee Rejection: 4x
Ol' Gil Sighting: facial recognition software needs a name field
Drained keg: prevented by pullout method
Foot fetish camera tradition: reprieve
Irish Feng Shui: footwork