Let’s Party Like It’s 1759
Trinity Hall's wait staff maintained a python-like hold on this group of hardcore regulars with discounted Guinness pints, never letting the glasses run dry. Due to the extreme weather, our thirst was nearly insatiable. A match made in hell.
Marius made sure to heckle us a few times, not to mention having four offerings from Real Ale on tap. One word. Brilliant.
Serpents Shoot Venom from The Hip
The Snake made his triumphant return from his Surgeon General mandated hiatus from 1759 events in top form. No nook or cranny was safe from his bloodhound shutterbug impulses.
No mercy. This even extended to the battle hardened wait staff. Next Month is going to be worse and this is a good thing.
Official Party Business
1. Ladies - don’t be shy - there were at least five of you seeking us out and you weren’t alone as there were three ladies present and accounted for seated with the group. You’re most welcome and will be looked after accordingly.
To the “Librarian” - bring the horn rims next time. You’re now a regular. Just decide if you’re clean as snow or nice and sooty.
2. February 22nd is the one-year anniversary of the 1759 Society’s resurgence. Discounted pints from a pour your own station, free food and a gazillion giveaways. Get a cab or crawl home; you’re going to need it.
I’m thinking of taking a vacation day for extra protection.
Ludicrous Meeting Statistics:
Appetizer mooching: 1
Post Hip Surgery Impression: 1
Pixilation policy: mandatory
Walker Theft Deterrent: Reptillian
Aborted mass genital display: Let’s not talk about it
Split Monte Cristo: .5 x 2
Irish James Brown: 1
Perky Initiate: 1, this kitten’s got claws
Irish fetal alcohol syndrome: 1
A-salt: muy hilarioso
"I have breasts": 1
Shy Initiates: Feb mandatory. Nice Piercings though
Curry mix-up: 1
Snake scar exhibition: Offer Declined
Nuclear flash: Cannon Rebel Yell
Ol' Gil Sighting: 0
Foot fetish rejection: 2
Foot fetish camera tradition: Ugly Head Reared
Irish Feng Shui: Slow Rate, low score
Marius made sure to heckle us a few times, not to mention having four offerings from Real Ale on tap. One word. Brilliant.
Serpents Shoot Venom from The Hip
The Snake made his triumphant return from his Surgeon General mandated hiatus from 1759 events in top form. No nook or cranny was safe from his bloodhound shutterbug impulses.
No mercy. This even extended to the battle hardened wait staff. Next Month is going to be worse and this is a good thing.
Official Party Business
1. Ladies - don’t be shy - there were at least five of you seeking us out and you weren’t alone as there were three ladies present and accounted for seated with the group. You’re most welcome and will be looked after accordingly.
To the “Librarian” - bring the horn rims next time. You’re now a regular. Just decide if you’re clean as snow or nice and sooty.
2. February 22nd is the one-year anniversary of the 1759 Society’s resurgence. Discounted pints from a pour your own station, free food and a gazillion giveaways. Get a cab or crawl home; you’re going to need it.
I’m thinking of taking a vacation day for extra protection.
Ludicrous Meeting Statistics:
Appetizer mooching: 1
Post Hip Surgery Impression: 1
Pixilation policy: mandatory
Walker Theft Deterrent: Reptillian
Aborted mass genital display: Let’s not talk about it
Split Monte Cristo: .5 x 2
Irish James Brown: 1
Perky Initiate: 1, this kitten’s got claws
Irish fetal alcohol syndrome: 1
A-salt: muy hilarioso
"I have breasts": 1
Shy Initiates: Feb mandatory. Nice Piercings though
Curry mix-up: 1
Snake scar exhibition: Offer Declined
Nuclear flash: Cannon Rebel Yell
Ol' Gil Sighting: 0
Foot fetish rejection: 2
Foot fetish camera tradition: Ugly Head Reared
Irish Feng Shui: Slow Rate, low score