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so i remembered what else i was going to write about...at least one of the things
I saw the MTV movie awards...christina aguilera looked out of control hot. the only thing i could think of while watching her other than how hot she is, was how loud britney spears must have been crying as she sat home and watched aguileras sexy-ass performance. haha, that bitch fucked up in a big way. i may have been the only one that thought that, but anyways, thats what i wanted to get out there.
oh and i went to plant city over the weekend for my cousins wedding. let me start off by saying that plant city is one of the most redneck places you can go. during the wedding, my dad and i kept whispering back and forth "you might be a redneck if..." jokes that pertained to the wedding. for example:
...if you wedding is interrupted by the neighbors revving their hot rod engine...twice
...if after you exchange vows someone yells at the top of their lungs "congratulations shad and leslie!!!!" (make sure you use your best redneck voice for that)
...if the guy who catches the garder is wearing wranglers and a cowboy hat
...if the groomsman's cake is of a tractor in a field
there are more that i cant think of right now, but those were a few of the better ones.
i have lunch with a big-wig sigma chi today and then i have marketing at FGCU tonight, tomorrow i got for my first day at J Crew and then to my 1st class at the omni. wednesday's my 1st test in that damned marketing class.
I saw the MTV movie awards...christina aguilera looked out of control hot. the only thing i could think of while watching her other than how hot she is, was how loud britney spears must have been crying as she sat home and watched aguileras sexy-ass performance. haha, that bitch fucked up in a big way. i may have been the only one that thought that, but anyways, thats what i wanted to get out there.
oh and i went to plant city over the weekend for my cousins wedding. let me start off by saying that plant city is one of the most redneck places you can go. during the wedding, my dad and i kept whispering back and forth "you might be a redneck if..." jokes that pertained to the wedding. for example:
...if you wedding is interrupted by the neighbors revving their hot rod engine...twice
...if after you exchange vows someone yells at the top of their lungs "congratulations shad and leslie!!!!" (make sure you use your best redneck voice for that)
...if the guy who catches the garder is wearing wranglers and a cowboy hat
...if the groomsman's cake is of a tractor in a field
there are more that i cant think of right now, but those were a few of the better ones.
i have lunch with a big-wig sigma chi today and then i have marketing at FGCU tonight, tomorrow i got for my first day at J Crew and then to my 1st class at the omni. wednesday's my 1st test in that damned marketing class.