Still Beefy despite it all.
Hey all, I know I haven't updated in what seems like forever, and I apologize. I know you all look to me for the latest in snacking innovations and ideas. Let's just say I haven't had much of an appetite for posting lately. LOL!
See? I'm maintaining my sense of humor. Unlike my Costco box of Good Humor ice cream treats which only lasted 4 days. LOL!
But I digress. I need to get serious for a moment, and for once it's not about food. As I'm sure you all heard awhile back, glytterpixiebat and I broke up. We're still friends, and it was something we eventually both agreed needed to happen, but I have been mending a broken heart. And this is different than the time I was depressed because Dolly Madison sold out to Hostess (and Zingers have never been the same!). While I know it's for the best overall, it's the pain of unfulfilled dreams that's tearing me apart. I know what you're thinking. "But Stick, we all get a little depressed from time to time!". I know, and believe me, I've been there before, but this is different. I have been behaving in ways I never thought I would, which coincidentally, has added to my absence from enlightening you, my viewing audience, on the world of culinary treats.
Long story short, I spent a month in jail. Why? Because serving time was something I could afford as opposed to paying the legal fees I would have had to pay to defend myself. I was charged with lewd conduct. No, I didn't flash any kids or anything. In fact, it started out innocently enough. I was at Westernco's Donuts for my usual Monday morning "Down-a-dozen" Buttermilk Bar breakfast, when for some reason, I ordered an eclair. I don't know, I guess I felt French that day, LOL! Anyway, after discovering how utterly delicious they were, I ordered a few more. This is where my problem started. By the fourth one, I had stopped simply putting the whole thing into my mouth and was actually eating them in halves. This is when I came face-to-face with the creamy inside. I nearly broke down. The beige coloration and consistency reminded me of going down on my sweet sweet GlitterPixie. I began to slowly move my tongue in a circular motion in the middle of the eclair while moaning and asking her, it, if it liked it, etc. I honestly don't know what happened. I guess I got lost in the moment or something. Anyway, the next thing I know, a woman is screaming and covering her kid's eyes and the manager is calling 911. After that snapped me out of my daydream, I noticed that while I was eating out the eclair and getting the filling all over my face, I had subconciously unzipped my pants and began masturbating right there at the table. Talk about embarrassing.
Anyway, I am not proud of this, but merely sharing it so hopefully you will understand and not worry about me anymore. I will try to focus on updating more often and fulfilling my community service responsibilities.
Just know that I am alright, and while brokenhearted and still in love with her, I know that this is best for all, and we are still friends.
Hopefully I will pull myself together in time for Labor Day weekend. In fact, I'm hoping that a major snacking holiday will get me back on track and snap me out of this funk.
See? I'm maintaining my sense of humor. Unlike my Costco box of Good Humor ice cream treats which only lasted 4 days. LOL!
But I digress. I need to get serious for a moment, and for once it's not about food. As I'm sure you all heard awhile back, glytterpixiebat and I broke up. We're still friends, and it was something we eventually both agreed needed to happen, but I have been mending a broken heart. And this is different than the time I was depressed because Dolly Madison sold out to Hostess (and Zingers have never been the same!). While I know it's for the best overall, it's the pain of unfulfilled dreams that's tearing me apart. I know what you're thinking. "But Stick, we all get a little depressed from time to time!". I know, and believe me, I've been there before, but this is different. I have been behaving in ways I never thought I would, which coincidentally, has added to my absence from enlightening you, my viewing audience, on the world of culinary treats.
Long story short, I spent a month in jail. Why? Because serving time was something I could afford as opposed to paying the legal fees I would have had to pay to defend myself. I was charged with lewd conduct. No, I didn't flash any kids or anything. In fact, it started out innocently enough. I was at Westernco's Donuts for my usual Monday morning "Down-a-dozen" Buttermilk Bar breakfast, when for some reason, I ordered an eclair. I don't know, I guess I felt French that day, LOL! Anyway, after discovering how utterly delicious they were, I ordered a few more. This is where my problem started. By the fourth one, I had stopped simply putting the whole thing into my mouth and was actually eating them in halves. This is when I came face-to-face with the creamy inside. I nearly broke down. The beige coloration and consistency reminded me of going down on my sweet sweet GlitterPixie. I began to slowly move my tongue in a circular motion in the middle of the eclair while moaning and asking her, it, if it liked it, etc. I honestly don't know what happened. I guess I got lost in the moment or something. Anyway, the next thing I know, a woman is screaming and covering her kid's eyes and the manager is calling 911. After that snapped me out of my daydream, I noticed that while I was eating out the eclair and getting the filling all over my face, I had subconciously unzipped my pants and began masturbating right there at the table. Talk about embarrassing.
Anyway, I am not proud of this, but merely sharing it so hopefully you will understand and not worry about me anymore. I will try to focus on updating more often and fulfilling my community service responsibilities.
Just know that I am alright, and while brokenhearted and still in love with her, I know that this is best for all, and we are still friends.
Hopefully I will pull myself together in time for Labor Day weekend. In fact, I'm hoping that a major snacking holiday will get me back on track and snap me out of this funk.