I've taken up poetry!!
I've decided to start "publishing" my "poems". I use quotes because I don't actually set out to write poems. It's just that I get bored waiting for a table at IHOP, and I simply scribble amusing rhymes about snacks I've had, LOL!
Here's an example:
Ode to a Sweet Roll
Your icy exterior would be a waste
If your cinnamony insides I did not taste
My only regret is that when we're through
My pants are the only thing left with goo.
That last part is for my other "sweet buns", lilpuma, LOL!
Damn. All that poetrying has made me hungry! I really wish Claim Jumper would go 24 hours. I mean, think of all the business they would take away from those small portion pussies at Denny's or Shari's. Even if they just put in a drive-thru, that'd be cool. I don't think even a Super Size combo would make me stay with Jack in the Box for my late night cravings, which are constant and everyday, LOL!
Here's an example:
Ode to a Sweet Roll
Your icy exterior would be a waste
If your cinnamony insides I did not taste
My only regret is that when we're through
My pants are the only thing left with goo.
That last part is for my other "sweet buns", lilpuma, LOL!
Damn. All that poetrying has made me hungry! I really wish Claim Jumper would go 24 hours. I mean, think of all the business they would take away from those small portion pussies at Denny's or Shari's. Even if they just put in a drive-thru, that'd be cool. I don't think even a Super Size combo would make me stay with Jack in the Box for my late night cravings, which are constant and everyday, LOL!