anita says alec is in intensive care with like heart and kidney failure...?
Mokie is online.
5:59pm
Leah
dude shes full of shit
go look at his page nobody is saying get well soon
6:00pm
Mokie
well anita said alec would be mad if anyone found out
6:00pm
Leah
then whys she posting
6:00pm
Mokie
i dont know about her. the screws arent right
6:00pm
Leah
surely some of his friends are her friends on there
yeah no shit!
i dont see alec being like OMG DONT TELL ANYONE
he loves attention
6:01pm
Mokie
apparently he wait 3 days to call her/anyone because he didnt want her to worry
6:01pm
Leah
yeah right if he waited to call her its bc he hates her and isnt talking to her
6:01pm
Mokie
it sounds fishy
i dont know leah, but i wonder about anita
6:01pm
Leah
dont wonder
shes insane
like its a fact
6:02pm
Mokie
like inbetween her grieving post she asks me to send her a post card from inidia
india
6:04pm
Leah
yeah i know
she just wants attention
plus i think if someones heart isnt working like would they be able to call you?
6:04pm
Mokie
ya
6:04pm
Leah
just message alec or his girlfriend and ask
6:05pm
Mokie
it was really weird she would post updates and like as soon as someone responded and within 10 mins she would delete her status from her profile
i dont know who his gf is
like i dont know her name
6:06pm
Leah
yeah you do its sophie
you told me that
i had to see if it was the same girl from the taco place so i found her FB one time
6:06pm
Mokie
i forgot it and they could have broken up
6:06pm
Leah
just go through his friends its the only sophie
i dont think they did bc shes not at the taco place any more
6:07pm
Mokie
weird but i think he might be in atlanta
i have no idea
im gonna see what anita says
6:08pm
Leah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septicaemia
6:08pm
Mokie
maybe anita just broke up with a bf again or something so she lost her mind again
6:08pm
Leah
that's highly likely
then again alec getting an infection from a dirty needle and being careless enough to let it spread through his whole system is totally possible too
6:09pm
Mokie
ya. man anita is a nut. it's too bad she's not reliable
that woman is NUTS
i totally believe you
6:10pm
Leah
hahahaha i know, its terrible
6:10pm
Mokie
and she has no idea
6:10pm
Leah
and the worst thing about people like her is that in order to deal with them you end up doing things almost as crazy
no way. she absolutely does have an idea.
6:10pm
Mokie
it's amazing that she's got friends and stuff on facebook
really
how the hell did you put up with her
6:11pm
Leah
eh they probably dont like her and just click "accept" on all their requests
i dont know but she almost made me crazy too
i ignored her as much as i could
6:12pm
Mokie
like she's on facebook right now liking everyone's status and commenting on their photos and talking about her trip to rome georgia this week
6:13pm
Leah
yeah but everyon eknows shes insane
like shes one of those people wher eit doesnt take long to figure out she sucks
6:13pm
Mokie
maybe her friends are crazy too
robert cant stand her
6:13pm
Leah
maybe some people feel sorry for her/tolerate her
HAHAHAH I KNOW
omg how is robert, i havent talked to him in forever
robert cant stand her bc robert rules
6:14pm
Mokie
i only saw him once this summer
he was nice
it was right before he went to china
6:15pm
Mokie
seriously, if your son were in ICU, would you be asking his friend to send you postcards because it would make your life
6:16pm
Leah
oh he went back to china then?
i really dont know,i guess it depends on how sick he is or something i don tknow
6:17pm
Mokie
or maybe it was south america i dont remember
6:17pm
Leah
but if shes going and deleting it that makes me think shes lying more than the postcard thing
6:17pm
Mokie
you should sent anita a sympathy card!
hahahaha
6:17pm
Leah
ewww no
i saw her at target!
not too long ago
6:17pm
Mokie
hahaha
did she see you
6:17pm
Leah
but i dont think she saw/recognized me
ughh
6:18pm
Mokie
what an nut
i still have yet to meet alec's dad
6:18pm
Leah
what sucks is like we wer ewalking facing each ohter and as soon as i realized who it was i disappeared
oh god he is a weirdo
he isnt crazy hes just weird like someone i could see being autistic or something
hes a total narcissist
6:18pm
Mokie
awww didnt he tell you abotu hs STDS
6:18pm
Leah
like he just talks about himself endlessly
6:19pm
Mokie
awww
6:19pm
Leah
YES and about tanya tucker bending over a pool table getting a train ran on her
and it was like not that relevant to the conversation
like it was out of place and weird
6:19pm
Mokie
awwwww
no wonder alec became a junkie
6:20pm
Leah
yeah i know
he was seriously like never going to have a normal life
6:20pm
Mokie
but isnt christopher normal
6:21pm
Leah
yeah but christopher doesnt have anita
his mom is normal
6:21pm
Mokie
man
i want anita to not be idle on facebook anymore
6:21pm
Leah
hes like one o fthose awkward super smart kids
hahahahaha
are you gonna message her?
6:22pm
Mokie
yea
6:22pm
Leah
try an ask her too many questions to catch her in a lie
6:22pm
Mokie
i chatted with her last night when she wrote alec was in ICU
6:22pm
Leah
like do this fb messenger thing instead of the emails
whatd she say
6:22pm
Mokie
she was like shhhh shhh don't tell anyone
alec doesnt like getting attention. he'd be so mad if he found out that i told people
he wait 3 days to let me know he was in the hospital because he didnt want to upset me
what a nut
6:23pm
Leah
i mean it wouldnt surprise me if he was in the hospital cause he used a dirty needle or some shit and it turned into some full blown systemic shit
and he lived but was stuck in the hospital for a week just because
and then she called him until he finally picked up, or his gf called her to tell her, but the fact that she wants it to be a secret makes me think shes lying
like i highly doubt that if alec wanted her to keep a secret she would honor his wishes...
6:25pm
Mokie
aewwww but she said alec doesnt like attention
omg are you there
6:26pm
Leah
yeah
psh alec loves attenton
attention
6:26pm
Mokie
so last night one of friend wrote their status as
Charles Wolff “You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.” --George Burns quote--
and i anita responds
Anita Brannon ha hahahaha funny.
woffard and spike came over yesterday and I recorded woffard singing on garage band, then tweaked it and used the mouse vocal effect, then the helium. so funny. th
and then some else writes
Michael Keiley (Anita, I know you have a loved one in medical crisis right now, that's a totally different thing. Prayers and best wishes.)
6:27pm
Leah
shes weird, i know she had a friend she hung out with who was a 12 year old girl.
6:27pm
Mokie
omg no way
Anita Brannon wish I had heard the music that gave you a cricked neck!
do you think shes got like a personality disorder
6:28pm
Leah
yeah shes obv a borderline
like really obviously
6:29pm
Mokie
they cant be treated
6:29pm
Leah
i know
i hate thos epeople man
theyre just evil
6:29pm
Mokie
like i dont know what to make of anita
like i wasnt expecting her to be this crazy
6:30pm
Leah
so manipulative. and everyone just deals with it because it' a "disease"
borderlines i mean
dude come on you wernet expecting it?
haha did you forget the shit she pulled on me?
whe she came into my work and said he tried to kill her?
6:31pm
Mokie
hahahahahahah
omg she's nuts
6:31pm
Leah
i sort of think that maybe he was ill or something and went to the hospital, but shes made up the rest ror something
cause when she pulled that "he tried to kill me and hes driving drunk now" thing, like it was some version of hte truth
like that she was coming to the house, so he left, and she found a whiskey bottle, and chased his car
but the thing is, she said that the bottle was empty and that she grabbed his door handle and he dragged her down teh street
6:32pm
Mokie
hahahahahaha
6:33pm
Leah
where he said the bottle was sealed and tha tshe had actually jumped in front of his car
6:33pm
Mokie
awwww poor thing
6:33pm
Leah
hoping he would hit her
6:33pm
Mokie
jesus
6:33pm
Leah
which one?
6:33pm
Mokie
what?!
that sounds crazy
6:33pm
Leah
yeah he cried and cried and refused to talk to her
and i was like come on just talk to her and tell her that bc she wants to know your eok
and that was the night she took his car away and chased us around cabbagetown
and called my mom at 2am and started telling her all this and my mom just hung up on her
6:34pm
Mokie
what?!
6:34pm
Leah
dude youv eheard this story
6:34pm
Mokie
i know
but ot's just so crtazy
6:35pm
Leah
i know and the thing is she SHOWED UP AT MY WORK CRYING
6:35pm
Mokie
i didnt know she chased you guys around and took his car
6:35pm
Leah
um yeah man!
6:35pm
Mokie
what's wrong with her
6:35pm
Leah
we were hiding in bushes and shit
6:35pm
Mokie
jesus
no way
6:35pm
Leah
everying man. her fucking brain
6:35pm
Mokie
you didnt tellme that
6:35pm
Leah
hahahah yeah i have
i can start from the beginning if you want
shall iiii?
6:36pm
Mokie
yes!
stories about anita can never be told too many times
6:36pm
Leah
ok so alec had been staying in blairsville with anita for like a week
and he was supposed to pick me up from work that day at 8pm
cause my car was at my house or somethin gi dont remember
so anita shows up at like maybe 5 or 6 all crying and freaking out
6:38pm
Mokie
ya
6:38pm
Leah
just walks into my work in hysterics
and im lik eok what happened now
and she says
6:38pm
Mokie
og
6:38pm
Leah
i called alec bc i was going to stop by the house, and he said he would be there
(meaning our house in ctown)
6:38pm
Mokie
sounds like my mom
6:38pm
Leah
i think she may be worse.
anyways so she says that she went ot the house but as soon as he saw her car coming he got in his car and drove off
6:39pm
Mokie
id drive off is i saw her coming too
6:39pm
Leah
and she said she went in the house and saw an empty bottle of makers and a pack of cigarettes
so would i man
so she decides that he must be drunk driving
and she takes the bottle with her an dgets in her car and finds his car and follows him
and keeps trying to get his attentino but he WONT LOOK AT HER OMGG
HE WONT EVEN PAY ATTENTIONNNN
so she gets out at a stoplight and grabs the door handle," AND HE DRAGGED ME DOWN THE STREET HE DRAGGED ME!!!!" etc
6:40pm
Mokie
she's nus
6:41pm
Leah
I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLLEDDDDD etc
and so on
6:41pm
Mokie
hahahaha
actually i shouldnt laugh
6:41pm
Leah
so shes like oh leah hes gone insane hes relapsed blah blah blah hes drunkd riving i dont knwo where he went
dude you have my permission to laugh
its my life and i say please laugh
anyways
so im like well theres nothing i can do, cause he doesnt have a cell phone
but hes supposed to pick me up at work at 8 and if he shows i will have him call you, and if he doesnt show i will call you and tell you that too.
you ready for the next installment?
and she leaves
6:43pm
Mokie
yes!
tell me morte
p.s ricky martin finally came out
6:44pm
Leah
OMG he did? big surprise...
anyways
soooo im at work all on edge like wtf has happened now is alec dead this time and so on
8pm rolls around and he shows up. totally sober.
(dude im starting to feel sorry for him)
6:45pm
Mokie
me too
6:45pm
Leah
anyways hes sober and im like so uhhh your mom came by, what happened?
and he just starts bawling saying hes never talking to her again, shes crazy, hes not going back to blairsville with her, etc
wont call her
and i wa slike i promised her youd call her to tell her youre ok
6:46pm
Mokie
aww
6:46pm
Leah
but he wouldnt
so i called her
and i was lik ehes her hes totally sober hes fine
and he wouldnt tlak toher but she wouldnt believem e or wahtever til she talked to him
6:46pm
Mokie
lame
6:47pm
Leah
sooo i finally got him to talk to her and he tells her hes not going back to blairsville with her
and shes like well ok then you need to give me the car {the car she made him sign over to her when he was really dopesick after she caught him relapsing} bc its in my name and i cna report it stolen
6:48pm
Mokie
og didnt you think thids was all tooo crazy
6:48pm
Leah
and "youre not mature enough to own a car"
yeah i did
but unfortunately im a really loyal friend
6:48pm
Mokie
awww. thats good
6:48pm
Leah
so im like well ok, ill give you the keys
but she wanted alec to, but he refused to... so i said i would meet her at teh house a nd give her the keys
but alec wouldnt be with me (he was hiding at estoria down the street)
6:49pm
Mokie
what a nut
hahahahaha
6:50pm
Leah
so i gave her the keys and she demanded to see alec and i said i didnt know where he was or something
6:51pm
Mokie
what a nut job
wasmt alec like 23 at the time too
6:51pm
Leah
but i guess she followed me at some point cause i met back up with him and she was driving around cabbagetown chasing us
and we were hiding behind bushes and trash cans
he was 22 i was 21
6:52pm
Mokie
omg
she is N U T S
6:52pm
Leah
and she called my mom and told her an dmy mom hung up
yeah no shit
anyways yeah
6:52pm
Mokie
man you sure as hell put with a lot
didnt she tell your mom that you shouldnt date alec
6:53pm
Leah
later that night trying to find my car which id parked some place weird, i stepped in dog shit. then the car got a flat tire.
6:53pm
Mokie
awww
6:53pm
Leah
hahaha yeah she did! she would say shit like "he hasnt bathed in a week! he is NOT boyfriend material!" thats the one i remember
OH and after he talked to her on the phone he told me what really happened
6:54pm
Mokie
hahaha
6:55pm
Leah
so he says that she had been acting crazy all day and she had called saying she was coming over so he left
6:55pm
Mokie
guess what anita is doing on saturday
6:55pm
Leah
and the whiskey bottle was full and unopened
6:55pm
Mokie
hahaah
6:55pm
Leah
and that she chased him, drove on the wrong side of the road, and jumped out of her car, and jumped in front of his car with her arms out
6:56pm
Mokie
crazy
6:56pm
Leah
like jumped out arms spread facing his car and hes like, yeah i wasnt drunk but if i was i would have hit her
6:57pm
Mokie
crazy
6:57pm
Leah
soooo then the next day she calls me at work like 32943438 times
6:57pm
Mokie
guess what shes doing thiss weekend
6:57pm
Leah
and is like oh sorry for the mix up, i just found that whiskey bottle and i was wrong, its totally full and unopene
when she had told me there was only half an inch left in it. total liar
what
6:57pm
Mokie
haha
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6:57pm
Leah
some irish music bullshit in the mountains right
6:57pm
Mokie
hahaah
6:58pm
Leah
oh close enough
ugh
i don understand how a woman that frantic and insane would be someone youd want around while a baby is being born
i feel like shed go into hysterics
6:58pm
Mokie
ya
i bet she delivered alec at home on her own
6:59pm
Leah
nope he was born at grady
6:59pm
Mokie
weird
i have to take a nap its 430 am. and i have to talk to albin in an hour
i just couldnt fall asleep earlier
im getting out of this hell whole in 3 wks
7:00pm
Leah
yeah im weirdly tired and its 7 here
7:01pm
Mokie
take a nap or go to bed early
7:01pm
Leah
yeah i have to go to bed early either way bc i have to get up at 6
7:01pm
Mokie
we'll talk soon and i'll give you anita/alec updates
i miss you!
and i love you!
7:02pm
Leah
hahahaha ok love you too
7:02pm
Mokie
befriend anita!
7:02pm
Leah
yeah i have to go to bed early either way bc i have to get up at 6
5:59pm
Leah
dude shes full of shit
go look at his page nobody is saying get well soon
6:00pm
Mokie
well anita said alec would be mad if anyone found out
6:00pm
Leah
then whys she posting
6:00pm
Mokie
i dont know about her. the screws arent right
6:00pm
Leah
surely some of his friends are her friends on there
yeah no shit!
i dont see alec being like OMG DONT TELL ANYONE
he loves attention
6:01pm
Mokie
apparently he wait 3 days to call her/anyone because he didnt want her to worry
6:01pm
Leah
yeah right if he waited to call her its bc he hates her and isnt talking to her
6:01pm
Mokie
it sounds fishy
i dont know leah, but i wonder about anita
6:01pm
Leah
dont wonder
shes insane
like its a fact
6:02pm
Mokie
like inbetween her grieving post she asks me to send her a post card from inidia
india
6:04pm
Leah
yeah i know
she just wants attention
plus i think if someones heart isnt working like would they be able to call you?
6:04pm
Mokie
ya
6:04pm
Leah
just message alec or his girlfriend and ask
6:05pm
Mokie
it was really weird she would post updates and like as soon as someone responded and within 10 mins she would delete her status from her profile
i dont know who his gf is
like i dont know her name
6:06pm
Leah
yeah you do its sophie
you told me that
i had to see if it was the same girl from the taco place so i found her FB one time
6:06pm
Mokie
i forgot it and they could have broken up
6:06pm
Leah
just go through his friends its the only sophie
i dont think they did bc shes not at the taco place any more
6:07pm
Mokie
weird but i think he might be in atlanta
i have no idea
im gonna see what anita says
6:08pm
Leah
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Septicaemia
6:08pm
Mokie
maybe anita just broke up with a bf again or something so she lost her mind again
6:08pm
Leah
that's highly likely
then again alec getting an infection from a dirty needle and being careless enough to let it spread through his whole system is totally possible too
6:09pm
Mokie
ya. man anita is a nut. it's too bad she's not reliable
that woman is NUTS
i totally believe you
6:10pm
Leah
hahahaha i know, its terrible
6:10pm
Mokie
and she has no idea
6:10pm
Leah
and the worst thing about people like her is that in order to deal with them you end up doing things almost as crazy
no way. she absolutely does have an idea.
6:10pm
Mokie
it's amazing that she's got friends and stuff on facebook
really
how the hell did you put up with her
6:11pm
Leah
eh they probably dont like her and just click "accept" on all their requests
i dont know but she almost made me crazy too
i ignored her as much as i could
6:12pm
Mokie
like she's on facebook right now liking everyone's status and commenting on their photos and talking about her trip to rome georgia this week
6:13pm
Leah
yeah but everyon eknows shes insane
like shes one of those people wher eit doesnt take long to figure out she sucks
6:13pm
Mokie
maybe her friends are crazy too
robert cant stand her
6:13pm
Leah
maybe some people feel sorry for her/tolerate her
HAHAHAH I KNOW
omg how is robert, i havent talked to him in forever
robert cant stand her bc robert rules
6:14pm
Mokie
i only saw him once this summer
he was nice
it was right before he went to china
6:15pm
Mokie
seriously, if your son were in ICU, would you be asking his friend to send you postcards because it would make your life
6:16pm
Leah
oh he went back to china then?
i really dont know,i guess it depends on how sick he is or something i don tknow
6:17pm
Mokie
or maybe it was south america i dont remember
6:17pm
Leah
but if shes going and deleting it that makes me think shes lying more than the postcard thing
6:17pm
Mokie
you should sent anita a sympathy card!
hahahaha
6:17pm
Leah
ewww no
i saw her at target!
not too long ago
6:17pm
Mokie
hahaha
did she see you
6:17pm
Leah
but i dont think she saw/recognized me
ughh
6:18pm
Mokie
what an nut
i still have yet to meet alec's dad
6:18pm
Leah
what sucks is like we wer ewalking facing each ohter and as soon as i realized who it was i disappeared
oh god he is a weirdo
he isnt crazy hes just weird like someone i could see being autistic or something
hes a total narcissist
6:18pm
Mokie
awww didnt he tell you abotu hs STDS
6:18pm
Leah
like he just talks about himself endlessly
6:19pm
Mokie
awww
6:19pm
Leah
YES and about tanya tucker bending over a pool table getting a train ran on her
and it was like not that relevant to the conversation
like it was out of place and weird
6:19pm
Mokie
awwwww
no wonder alec became a junkie
6:20pm
Leah
yeah i know
he was seriously like never going to have a normal life
6:20pm
Mokie
but isnt christopher normal
6:21pm
Leah
yeah but christopher doesnt have anita
his mom is normal
6:21pm
Mokie
man
i want anita to not be idle on facebook anymore
6:21pm
Leah
hes like one o fthose awkward super smart kids
hahahahaha
are you gonna message her?
6:22pm
Mokie
yea
6:22pm
Leah
try an ask her too many questions to catch her in a lie
6:22pm
Mokie
i chatted with her last night when she wrote alec was in ICU
6:22pm
Leah
like do this fb messenger thing instead of the emails
whatd she say
6:22pm
Mokie
she was like shhhh shhh don't tell anyone
alec doesnt like getting attention. he'd be so mad if he found out that i told people
he wait 3 days to let me know he was in the hospital because he didnt want to upset me
what a nut
6:23pm
Leah
i mean it wouldnt surprise me if he was in the hospital cause he used a dirty needle or some shit and it turned into some full blown systemic shit
and he lived but was stuck in the hospital for a week just because
and then she called him until he finally picked up, or his gf called her to tell her, but the fact that she wants it to be a secret makes me think shes lying
like i highly doubt that if alec wanted her to keep a secret she would honor his wishes...
6:25pm
Mokie
aewwww but she said alec doesnt like attention
omg are you there
6:26pm
Leah
yeah
psh alec loves attenton
attention
6:26pm
Mokie
so last night one of friend wrote their status as
Charles Wolff “You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.” --George Burns quote--
and i anita responds
Anita Brannon ha hahahaha funny.
woffard and spike came over yesterday and I recorded woffard singing on garage band, then tweaked it and used the mouse vocal effect, then the helium. so funny. th
and then some else writes
Michael Keiley (Anita, I know you have a loved one in medical crisis right now, that's a totally different thing. Prayers and best wishes.)
6:27pm
Leah
shes weird, i know she had a friend she hung out with who was a 12 year old girl.
6:27pm
Mokie
omg no way
Anita Brannon wish I had heard the music that gave you a cricked neck!
do you think shes got like a personality disorder
6:28pm
Leah
yeah shes obv a borderline
like really obviously
6:29pm
Mokie
they cant be treated
6:29pm
Leah
i know
i hate thos epeople man
theyre just evil
6:29pm
Mokie
like i dont know what to make of anita
like i wasnt expecting her to be this crazy
6:30pm
Leah
so manipulative. and everyone just deals with it because it' a "disease"
borderlines i mean
dude come on you wernet expecting it?
haha did you forget the shit she pulled on me?
whe she came into my work and said he tried to kill her?
6:31pm
Mokie
hahahahahahah
omg she's nuts
6:31pm
Leah
i sort of think that maybe he was ill or something and went to the hospital, but shes made up the rest ror something
cause when she pulled that "he tried to kill me and hes driving drunk now" thing, like it was some version of hte truth
like that she was coming to the house, so he left, and she found a whiskey bottle, and chased his car
but the thing is, she said that the bottle was empty and that she grabbed his door handle and he dragged her down teh street
6:32pm
Mokie
hahahahahaha
6:33pm
Leah
where he said the bottle was sealed and tha tshe had actually jumped in front of his car
6:33pm
Mokie
awwww poor thing
6:33pm
Leah
hoping he would hit her
6:33pm
Mokie
jesus
6:33pm
Leah
which one?
6:33pm
Mokie
what?!
that sounds crazy
6:33pm
Leah
yeah he cried and cried and refused to talk to her
and i was like come on just talk to her and tell her that bc she wants to know your eok
and that was the night she took his car away and chased us around cabbagetown
and called my mom at 2am and started telling her all this and my mom just hung up on her
6:34pm
Mokie
what?!
6:34pm
Leah
dude youv eheard this story
6:34pm
Mokie
i know
but ot's just so crtazy
6:35pm
Leah
i know and the thing is she SHOWED UP AT MY WORK CRYING
6:35pm
Mokie
i didnt know she chased you guys around and took his car
6:35pm
Leah
um yeah man!
6:35pm
Mokie
what's wrong with her
6:35pm
Leah
we were hiding in bushes and shit
6:35pm
Mokie
jesus
no way
6:35pm
Leah
everying man. her fucking brain
6:35pm
Mokie
you didnt tellme that
6:35pm
Leah
hahahah yeah i have
i can start from the beginning if you want
shall iiii?
6:36pm
Mokie
yes!
stories about anita can never be told too many times
6:36pm
Leah
ok so alec had been staying in blairsville with anita for like a week
and he was supposed to pick me up from work that day at 8pm
cause my car was at my house or somethin gi dont remember
so anita shows up at like maybe 5 or 6 all crying and freaking out
6:38pm
Mokie
ya
6:38pm
Leah
just walks into my work in hysterics
and im lik eok what happened now
and she says
6:38pm
Mokie
og
6:38pm
Leah
i called alec bc i was going to stop by the house, and he said he would be there
(meaning our house in ctown)
6:38pm
Mokie
sounds like my mom
6:38pm
Leah
i think she may be worse.
anyways so she says that she went ot the house but as soon as he saw her car coming he got in his car and drove off
6:39pm
Mokie
id drive off is i saw her coming too
6:39pm
Leah
and she said she went in the house and saw an empty bottle of makers and a pack of cigarettes
so would i man
so she decides that he must be drunk driving
and she takes the bottle with her an dgets in her car and finds his car and follows him
and keeps trying to get his attentino but he WONT LOOK AT HER OMGG
HE WONT EVEN PAY ATTENTIONNNN
so she gets out at a stoplight and grabs the door handle," AND HE DRAGGED ME DOWN THE STREET HE DRAGGED ME!!!!" etc
6:40pm
Mokie
she's nus
6:41pm
Leah
I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLLEDDDDD etc
and so on
6:41pm
Mokie
hahahaha
actually i shouldnt laugh
6:41pm
Leah
so shes like oh leah hes gone insane hes relapsed blah blah blah hes drunkd riving i dont knwo where he went
dude you have my permission to laugh
its my life and i say please laugh
anyways
so im like well theres nothing i can do, cause he doesnt have a cell phone
but hes supposed to pick me up at work at 8 and if he shows i will have him call you, and if he doesnt show i will call you and tell you that too.
you ready for the next installment?
and she leaves
6:43pm
Mokie
yes!
tell me morte
p.s ricky martin finally came out
6:44pm
Leah
OMG he did? big surprise...
anyways
soooo im at work all on edge like wtf has happened now is alec dead this time and so on
8pm rolls around and he shows up. totally sober.
(dude im starting to feel sorry for him)
6:45pm
Mokie
me too
6:45pm
Leah
anyways hes sober and im like so uhhh your mom came by, what happened?
and he just starts bawling saying hes never talking to her again, shes crazy, hes not going back to blairsville with her, etc
wont call her
and i wa slike i promised her youd call her to tell her youre ok
6:46pm
Mokie
aww
6:46pm
Leah
but he wouldnt
so i called her
and i was lik ehes her hes totally sober hes fine
and he wouldnt tlak toher but she wouldnt believem e or wahtever til she talked to him
6:46pm
Mokie
lame
6:47pm
Leah
sooo i finally got him to talk to her and he tells her hes not going back to blairsville with her
and shes like well ok then you need to give me the car {the car she made him sign over to her when he was really dopesick after she caught him relapsing} bc its in my name and i cna report it stolen
6:48pm
Mokie
og didnt you think thids was all tooo crazy
6:48pm
Leah
and "youre not mature enough to own a car"
yeah i did
but unfortunately im a really loyal friend
6:48pm
Mokie
awww. thats good
6:48pm
Leah
so im like well ok, ill give you the keys
but she wanted alec to, but he refused to... so i said i would meet her at teh house a nd give her the keys
but alec wouldnt be with me (he was hiding at estoria down the street)
6:49pm
Mokie
what a nut
hahahahaha
6:50pm
Leah
so i gave her the keys and she demanded to see alec and i said i didnt know where he was or something
6:51pm
Mokie
what a nut job
wasmt alec like 23 at the time too
6:51pm
Leah
but i guess she followed me at some point cause i met back up with him and she was driving around cabbagetown chasing us
and we were hiding behind bushes and trash cans
he was 22 i was 21
6:52pm
Mokie
omg
she is N U T S
6:52pm
Leah
and she called my mom and told her an dmy mom hung up
yeah no shit
anyways yeah
6:52pm
Mokie
man you sure as hell put with a lot
didnt she tell your mom that you shouldnt date alec
6:53pm
Leah
later that night trying to find my car which id parked some place weird, i stepped in dog shit. then the car got a flat tire.
6:53pm
Mokie
awww
6:53pm
Leah
hahaha yeah she did! she would say shit like "he hasnt bathed in a week! he is NOT boyfriend material!" thats the one i remember
OH and after he talked to her on the phone he told me what really happened
6:54pm
Mokie
hahaha
6:55pm
Leah
so he says that she had been acting crazy all day and she had called saying she was coming over so he left
6:55pm
Mokie
guess what anita is doing on saturday
6:55pm
Leah
and the whiskey bottle was full and unopened
6:55pm
Mokie
hahaah
6:55pm
Leah
and that she chased him, drove on the wrong side of the road, and jumped out of her car, and jumped in front of his car with her arms out
6:56pm
Mokie
crazy
6:56pm
Leah
like jumped out arms spread facing his car and hes like, yeah i wasnt drunk but if i was i would have hit her
6:57pm
Mokie
crazy
6:57pm
Leah
soooo then the next day she calls me at work like 32943438 times
6:57pm
Mokie
guess what shes doing thiss weekend
6:57pm
Leah
and is like oh sorry for the mix up, i just found that whiskey bottle and i was wrong, its totally full and unopene
when she had told me there was only half an inch left in it. total liar
what
6:57pm
Mokie
haha
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6:57pm
Leah
some irish music bullshit in the mountains right
6:57pm
Mokie
hahaah
6:58pm
Leah
oh close enough
ugh
i don understand how a woman that frantic and insane would be someone youd want around while a baby is being born
i feel like shed go into hysterics
6:58pm
Mokie
ya
i bet she delivered alec at home on her own
6:59pm
Leah
nope he was born at grady
6:59pm
Mokie
weird
i have to take a nap its 430 am. and i have to talk to albin in an hour
i just couldnt fall asleep earlier
im getting out of this hell whole in 3 wks
7:00pm
Leah
yeah im weirdly tired and its 7 here
7:01pm
Mokie
take a nap or go to bed early
7:01pm
Leah
yeah i have to go to bed early either way bc i have to get up at 6
7:01pm
Mokie
we'll talk soon and i'll give you anita/alec updates
i miss you!
and i love you!
7:02pm
Leah
hahahaha ok love you too
7:02pm
Mokie
befriend anita!
7:02pm
Leah
yeah i have to go to bed early either way bc i have to get up at 6