Why do people send me this stuff? I didn't ask.
For example, I didn't ask for you to send
this to me. I am above that. I don't think that's funny. I don't that's the tone I want to set with my blog. I am just not going there.
And no matter how much you ask or beg, I am certainly not posting
this. We don't go for the cheap laughs here. No sir.