In which I purchase a shirt to wear to Archon

[beckyzoole]

I'm looking forward to dropping in at Archon this year, especially since Elizabeth Moon is the guest of honor -- oh, what am I saying, actually it's because I have bought the perfect tee shirt to wear to cons:

A T-shirt designed to avoid the attentions of science fiction writers with grabby hands. Warning image in high quality Retro-Pixel-Vision to protect contents. Non-Operational When Wet.