Because I'm hella bored and can't focus on anything else right now
Ganked from suzukiblu:
Give me a character or pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universe for it. One line, ten lines, a ficlet if you're lucky. 1. wild west ( Read more... )
Give me a character or pairing and I will write snippets of ten different alternate universe for it. One line, ten lines, a ficlet if you're lucky. 1. wild west ( Read more... )
Sokka has no idea how Katara managed to talk Dad into a family vacation to Vegas. None. Zero. Zip. Zilch. He has even less of an idea of how she managed to get 'family' to include Gran-Gran, Pakku, and Bato, but frankly, he doesn't care.
Mostly because he managed to win a nice bit of change earlier. Nice enough to get entrance into a particularly ritzy strip club.
Really ritzy, and maybe he shouldn't have had that champagne and beer earlier. Because he's starting to think that the guy currently working the pole needs a fuckton of tips, and guh, how can a scar that bad be so hot?
2. cyberpunk
The program grins. It's hard to remember this one is a facade sometimes, a glitchy piece of artificial intelligence software and not an actual human being.
Zuko keeps his hands away from his guns, because he is smart enough to remember that as friendly as S0KK4 appears, the program was written by cyber-terrorists. It/he is not nice, it/he is not friendly, and it/he really hates Zuko's family's corporation.
"Whatcha got for me today, Li?" S0KK4 asks.
The pressure of the program testing the firewalls of his connection makes Zuko's vision swim. He crosses his arms as he focuses on strengthening everything that keeps the program out of his system. "Knock it off."
It/he just grins, but the pressure vanishes. "Can't blame a guy for being curious."
Zuko doesn't quite snarl that S0KK4 isn't a 'guy'. He needs the program still. "I need information from FireNet. What's it going to cost me?"
His/its grin sharpened, and Zuko found himself in a simulacrum of a bedroom. "As my sister would say, let's play pretend."
He/it has a sister?! "Pretend what-" Zuko breaks off as suddenly the program's facade is nude.
"I think you can figure it out," S0KK4 answers, grinning.
3. furries
Sokka grinned as he spied the sexy skunk-boy. Oooh. Didn't see a lot of others of his kind around here.
"Hello, darling," he purred, sidling up to him.
The other skunk snarled and swiped claws at him, ears going flat.
Sokka blinked. "You're not a skunk." On further examination, the boy was a black cat who'd had an unfortunate accident with some white paint.
"Glad you noticed," the cat said acidly.
Sokka considered the glossy black fur and bright golden eyes. "Still hot, though."
4. pirates
Zuko wakes up. In and of itself, he considers this minorly miraculous.
"Good morning," Dread Pirate Roberts says, brightly cheerful.
Zuko flails and scrabbles under the bunk.
"... Right. Well, I'm out of a cabin-boy for various and diverse reasons you don't need to know about," the pirate said conversationally. "You interested me - the two swords when you can firebend, don't see that much - so now you've got the job. For as long as I let you live. I'll probably kill you in the morning."
This is so far from reassuring that Zuko considers setting the pirate on fire on general principles.
5. ...in SPACE!!
Sokka grins and hefts his radium rifle. "You want me to write your name on the moon, Zuko? I could do that."
Zuko eyes the red Martian. "I don't think your gun's that good."
Sokka shrugs, still grinning. "Nah, not quite. But hey, those mountains a hundred miles away? I could do that."
Zuko glances out at the mountains so far away. They rise high, higher than the Himalayas of Earth. "You're lying."
"I," Sokka says, "am an expert with a radium rifle. That includes the fire-controls."
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"Now this is what I'm talking about," Sanna said appreciatively as she nestled against Zura.
"-They're breasts, not pillows," Zura growled, but she made no move to push the Water Tribe girl off of her. It felt rather... nice to be cuddled like this, and the press of Sanna's own breasts against her side was-
Well, it was making her want to squirm.
"They are sexy, sexy breasts that are decidedly pillowesque," Sanna countered.
"Stop talking about Zura's breasts!" Kanook snapped from the other side of the fire.
"But they're nice breasts," Hera purred, mischief in her voice, and Toph laughed like he knew a joke no one else did.
Sanna grinned and pointed a finger at Hera. "By the way, if my baby brother knows anything about how nice your breasts are, they'll never find your body."
Hera laughed softly, even as Zura found herself blushing. Hera was such a beautiful girl, but she'd always thought Kanook like Ana, but-
Sanna's hand slipped across her breasts as the Water Tribe girl pulled it back from pointing, and Zura suddenly wished she was anywhere but here.
7. schoolfic
"Yeah, I can't," Sokka says to Aang and Jet as he rambles by the lockers. "Chess club meets on Thursdays."
"... Seriously, how many clubs are you in?" Jet asks.
"All of them," Aang pipes up, and Sokka pulls him for a (relatively gentle) noogie.
"Chess on Thursdays, martial arts on Tuesdays and Fridays, Wednesday is family night, Monday and Friday are football, and Saturday is swim team," Sokka rattles off.
Jet looks at him as if he's clearly deeply insane. So does the new kid who happens to have been wandering by.
"You have way too much time on your hands," the new kid opines, and Jet suddenly starts looking like he wants to hit someone. Which is Jet's basic reaction to the new kid or his sister.
"You say that now," Sokka says with a grin. "Wait until Master Piandao gets back from vacation. Quizbowl team time starts then! Saaaaaaaay, how much random trivia do you know?"
Aang makes a soft sound and skedaddles, because he knows Sokka's recruitment talk when he hears it. So does Jet.
The new kid, fortunately, doesn't.
8. police/firefighters
Zuko's down. Zuko's down, and Sokka snags the loop protruding from his coat at the base of his neck. He feels the harness cinch up, and Sokka connects the loop to a strong line.
Dragging Zuko out is going to be hell.
Not dragging him out isn't an option.
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"Where's Mai?" Zuko croaked.
The selkie prince smiled and wrapped human hands around the iron-black blade. His hands didn't burn, and more importantly, he didn't answer Zuko's question.
That was one of the things Zuko loathed about selkies. Without their skins, they were fully and completely human. In their skins, they were fully and completely seal. It was only in the space between that they were real fey.
"Where's Mai?" Zuko repeated, taking a step forward.
The selkie prince grinned. "With my sister. She doesn't want to see you." He added, almost as an afterthought, "She said you could go to hell."
Zuko thought his heart would drop out of his chest.
"I told you not to lie to her," the selkie prince said, sheathing the sword over his shoulder. Then he reached down and began to undo the jeans that protected what little modesty he had.
"She hates the Unseelie," Zuko gritted out, ignoring the baring of dark, toothsome flesh. Damn it, it was Mai who was important here, he shouldn't even be thinking about the way the selkie prince moved.
"And you're an Unseelie who lied to her," the selkie prince replied, stepping out of his jeans. "Guess who just crit-failed his Seduction skill?"
Zuko gave him a blank look.
"Seriously, were you ever out in the human world before your dad tossed you out?"
10. harem
If Sokka didn't stop gazing so adoringly at Master Piandao, Zuko was going to set them both on fire and damn the consequences.
It wasn't fair, falling for Master Piandao's favorite. Not fair at all, because while no one looked twice at Zuko (it's his scar, or maybe who his uncle was), Sokka was always in Master Piandao's bed. Always.
It hurt, being with the other boy during the day and being alone at night. Imagining Sokka with Master Piandao. Imagining what Sokka might do with him if Sokka didn't adore Master Piandao so much.
Jealousy burned almost as dark as his fire.
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10. Eek. Dark, but then again... Harem... Well this begs the question of what the heck Piandao has done to get such an interesting group. Gah.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THESE. I WAS STARVING FOR QUALITY SOKKA/ZUKO AND YOU DELIVERED!!!!!
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Also... Princess Bride reference. Loove~
The Urban Fantasy (both this one and the Zuko/Mai one) just beg for more. If you do do more with that I will be on it like white on rice. X3
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7. That new kid has no chance. *grin* And I like this modern!Sokka. I've always seen him as sort of a jock-type, but overachieving at everything just because he can is way up his ally too!
8. Ah! Angsty! I'm thinking firefighters? Damnit, this is another AU I suddenly want. You tempt me, woman! :D
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how can a scar that bad be so hot?
Yeah, that pretty much sums up Zuko in one sentence. lol.
And I just really like the cleverness of naming the program S0KK4. that's great. lol. Even if he is, literally, an internet whore. :D
3. Reminds so SO MUCH of Peppy Le Pu. Now I'm going to have that mental image in my head of Sokka grabbing poor, painted Zuko and Zuko struggling to get away. hehe.
4. !!!!!! PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCE!!! This is adorable, and although I know Zuko would fail where Wes would succeed, I sorta want an AU of this. A sexy AU wit lots of Zukka.
5. And this shows once again why putting these two together with weapons will always be a bad idea.
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