Reasons Tonight Is Going to Rock

[beckyh2112]

1) I have cookie dough.

2) I have wine-coolers. Four of them. Strawberry daiquiri flavored.

3) I am now the proud owner of The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl, truly the greatest Harlequin title of all time. Its only rival is The Billionaire's Bride of Vengeance4) I am home alone and can crank the music as loud as I like, stay up until dawn

Comments

[charles_rb]

I misread that as Billionaire's Bride of Vengeance and HOLD THE PHONE I JUST READ THE LINE "CAPTAIN AVATAR AND THE PLANETEERS" ?!?!?!?!?!

[beckyh2112]

... Actually it should be Bride. Oops, lemme go correct that.

Yes, yes, you did.