Aug 10, 2009 19:28
1) I have cookie dough.
2) I have wine-coolers. Four of them. Strawberry daiquiri flavored.
3) I am now the proud owner of The Playboy Sheikh's Virgin Stable-Girl, truly the greatest Harlequin title of all time. Its only rival is The Billionaire's Bride of Vengeance.
4) I am home alone and can crank the music as loud as I like, stay up until dawn without getting nagged about going to bed at a reasonable hour, and randomly go have a candlelit bath at midnight if I feel like.
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to get liquoured up and get back to work on my request-meme fics. 'Cause there's no way Captain Avatar and the Planeteers can be tackled sober.
real life