My Brain, She is Crack
Ultra Magnus: *yelling* "Elita! Why didn't you tell me Lugnut was around!"
Elita One: *yelling back from other side of Autobase* "It wasn't important!"
Ultra Magnus: *still yelling* "Not important! You're maz-teon with him!"
Other Autobots: o.O *why are they bellowing rather than going to talk to each other like normal people?*
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Megatron: "So. Elita One. You are still obsessing over killing her yourself, I see."
Lugnut: *wilts from Megatron's disapproval*
Blitzwing (Cold): "Did you not say you two were mas-tika or somesuch once?"
Megatron: *optics narrow* "Maz-teon."
Lugnut: *nods miserably*
Megatron: "I am curious. Did you leave or did she?"
Lugnut: "The ceremony was set to take place three days after [the first Decepticon strike that opened the War]."
Megatron: "Hnh."
Blitzwing (Cold): "Ceremony? What ceremony?"
Lugnut: *wiiiilt*
Megatron: "The full acceptance of a consort. Kaonites have a tradition of declaring a blood-feud when they are left at the altar."
Blitzwing: o_O
Elita One: *yelling back from other side of Autobase* "It wasn't important!"
Ultra Magnus: *still yelling* "Not important! You're maz-teon with him!"
Other Autobots: o.O *why are they bellowing rather than going to talk to each other like normal people?*
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Megatron: "So. Elita One. You are still obsessing over killing her yourself, I see."
Lugnut: *wilts from Megatron's disapproval*
Blitzwing (Cold): "Did you not say you two were mas-tika or somesuch once?"
Megatron: *optics narrow* "Maz-teon."
Lugnut: *nods miserably*
Megatron: "I am curious. Did you leave or did she?"
Lugnut: "The ceremony was set to take place three days after [the first Decepticon strike that opened the War]."
Megatron: "Hnh."
Blitzwing (Cold): "Ceremony? What ceremony?"
Lugnut: *wiiiilt*
Megatron: "The full acceptance of a consort. Kaonites have a tradition of declaring a blood-feud when they are left at the altar."
Blitzwing: o_O