I think the choice is obvious
Goddamnit, finally some decent weather!
Why does Spiderman have a Spiderbuggy? I mean, if he is infact 'The webslinger" can't he just sling around town? I mean if I had the chance to either a) Websling stylishly around skyscrapers while thwarting enemies and occasionally making out with Kirsten Dunst or b) Jumping into my lame-ass buggy, and then sitting through traffic for an hour with no radio or air conditioning, possibly spilling my Dunkin Doughnuts coffee all over my Costume (Cause we all know Peter Parker can't afford Starbucks). I mean, by the time I GOT to my destination, whoever needed my assistance would probably already be long dead, all the money would be gone and Shocker would already be in Cabo, sipping his exotic drink. Then you go home, hear screaming coming from the apartment. You try to open the door, BUT THERES TOO MUCH BLOOD ON THE KNOB....
Fuck you Spiderbuggy.
These moments of insanity brought to you by me.
Why does Spiderman have a Spiderbuggy? I mean, if he is infact 'The webslinger" can't he just sling around town? I mean if I had the chance to either a) Websling stylishly around skyscrapers while thwarting enemies and occasionally making out with Kirsten Dunst or b) Jumping into my lame-ass buggy, and then sitting through traffic for an hour with no radio or air conditioning, possibly spilling my Dunkin Doughnuts coffee all over my Costume (Cause we all know Peter Parker can't afford Starbucks). I mean, by the time I GOT to my destination, whoever needed my assistance would probably already be long dead, all the money would be gone and Shocker would already be in Cabo, sipping his exotic drink. Then you go home, hear screaming coming from the apartment. You try to open the door, BUT THERES TOO MUCH BLOOD ON THE KNOB....
Fuck you Spiderbuggy.
These moments of insanity brought to you by me.