Random thoughts
I wish I was Australian. They always sound so friendly, even when they're plunging a hunting knife in your chest and stealing your possessions, you can't help but smile at that accent.
Is it weird that the only thing I want to eat these days is delicious, delicious cereal? I asked my mom to buy me 25 boxes of Kix yesterday. She said no. That ho.
What the hell does Stairway to Heaven mean? I mean, is a great song and all and I love it, but it makes no sense to me. What else can one expect from the English?
I feel like the past couple of weeks has turned my life into a Twilight Zone episode. You know that one where the character is estranged from the world and then goes crazy from the isolation. You know that episode. Its called "Half the series is based on stories like this one". Much love, Twilight Zone, much love.
Neil just sent me a video of a fat guy dancing to techno. Golden. Well, its fat guy dancing. I.E. Sitting in his computer chair and waving his arms.
You know, a lot of people are complaining about the snow. But I put it into perspective. I say "It could have been worse. It could have been cannonballs" Think of all the destruction there. Then I giggle cause I just said "cannonballs".
I'm flippin hungry.
Is it weird that the only thing I want to eat these days is delicious, delicious cereal? I asked my mom to buy me 25 boxes of Kix yesterday. She said no. That ho.
What the hell does Stairway to Heaven mean? I mean, is a great song and all and I love it, but it makes no sense to me. What else can one expect from the English?
I feel like the past couple of weeks has turned my life into a Twilight Zone episode. You know that one where the character is estranged from the world and then goes crazy from the isolation. You know that episode. Its called "Half the series is based on stories like this one". Much love, Twilight Zone, much love.
Neil just sent me a video of a fat guy dancing to techno. Golden. Well, its fat guy dancing. I.E. Sitting in his computer chair and waving his arms.
You know, a lot of people are complaining about the snow. But I put it into perspective. I say "It could have been worse. It could have been cannonballs" Think of all the destruction there. Then I giggle cause I just said "cannonballs".
I'm flippin hungry.