TOP NEWS: PATRICK STUMP ROBOT SCANDAL

[beckettzor]

I just discovered that ' Patrick Stump' IS A ROBOT!??!?!? He's not the REAL patrick. Real patricks are cute and tubby and stuffed with rainbows and kittens and other lovely things. REAL Patrick is a cutie. Not this new 'really really stunningly attractive Patrick'. Evil. EVIL new Patrick. I bet cute REAL patrick has been taken away.. or or kidnapped. YEAH HE WAS KIDNAPPED! !!?

I'LL SAVE YOU REAL-PATRICK!