I am a bad person.
I just want to say that I love Asian people. I think you guys are great.
But, FUCK, I couldn't help myself!
evanid: just had an IM from kyu
proverbial cigar: Kyu? Is that an asian girl? Will she step on my back?
evanid: haha, no.
evanid: Kyuquot.
proverbial cigar: Okae, well is she tiny at least?
evanid: it's a he
proverbial cigar: Fine, is HE tiny?
evanid: no
proverbial cigar: DAMNIT.
proverbial cigar: Go get some tiny Asian friends to step on me!
evanid: he's a white guy that goes to Texas A&M and mixes Minimal/House
proverbial cigar: Preferably of the good looking female persuasion!
proverbial cigar: Or persuASIAN, if you prefer.
evanid: I've got some tiny female asian friends.
proverbial cigar: Sweet.
proverbial cigar: Go get one, put her in a box, and mail her to me.
proverbial cigar: I'll pay for shipping, it can't be more than what, seven, eight bucks?
evanid: that's called slave labor, sweetheart.
proverbial cigar: What?
proverbial cigar: I'll feed her and give her a mat to sleep on.
proverbial cigar: And like, some money to buy those big sunglasses Asian girls like so much.
proverbial cigar: I am terrible person. I have to stop talking.
evanid: haha
evanid: I would be roffling
evanid: if I weren't so goddamn tired
proverbial cigar: I can't believe I said I'd give her a mat to sleep on.
proverbial cigar: WTF is wrong with me?
proverbial cigar: GO TO BED!
evanid: you're a racist bitch!
proverbial cigar: I KNOW!
proverbial cigar: I can't help it, Asian people are so easy to make fun of. -=0X
evanid: haha
evanid: especially their driving
proverbial cigar: FOR REAL.
proverbial cigar: If you design the motherfucker, you should be able to drive it, FUCK!
evanid: hahahaha
proverbial cigar: I bet they don't have any problems working their fucking DVD player.
evanid: goddamn woman :X
proverbial cigar: I know, I'm awful, aren't I?
evanid: yes!
proverbial cigar: But I only do it behind their backs. Never to their faces.
proverbial cigar: So that's nice of me.
evanid: not like they could understand you if you did do it to their face!
proverbial cigar: Besides, if I did it to their faces, I'd have to squat down, and I told you my back hurts.
proverbial cigar: LMAO
evanid: or SEE you for that matter
proverbial cigar: Hahahahahahaha
proverbial cigar: This is terrible. I'm going to end up with like, an Asian baby on my doorstep and I'll have no choice but to raise the little bastard.
proverbial cigar: It'll be my punishment for talking all this shit.
evanid: easy peasy
evanid: just have 50lbs of rice handy
proverbial cigar: Hahaha
proverbial cigar: And some soy sauce.
proverbial cigar: Hey, at least I won't have to worry about getting a kitchen table!
evanid: HAHAH
proverbial cigar: Geez oh Pete.
proverbial cigar: I have to stop. This is just too easy. I could go on forever.
proverbial cigar: I kind of want to post this, but I'm afraid someone might come kick my ass or something.
evanid: haha post it anyway
...so I did. Hahahahaha!
But, FUCK, I couldn't help myself!
evanid: just had an IM from kyu
proverbial cigar: Kyu? Is that an asian girl? Will she step on my back?
evanid: haha, no.
evanid: Kyuquot.
proverbial cigar: Okae, well is she tiny at least?
evanid: it's a he
proverbial cigar: Fine, is HE tiny?
evanid: no
proverbial cigar: DAMNIT.
proverbial cigar: Go get some tiny Asian friends to step on me!
evanid: he's a white guy that goes to Texas A&M and mixes Minimal/House
proverbial cigar: Preferably of the good looking female persuasion!
proverbial cigar: Or persuASIAN, if you prefer.
evanid: I've got some tiny female asian friends.
proverbial cigar: Sweet.
proverbial cigar: Go get one, put her in a box, and mail her to me.
proverbial cigar: I'll pay for shipping, it can't be more than what, seven, eight bucks?
evanid: that's called slave labor, sweetheart.
proverbial cigar: What?
proverbial cigar: I'll feed her and give her a mat to sleep on.
proverbial cigar: And like, some money to buy those big sunglasses Asian girls like so much.
proverbial cigar: I am terrible person. I have to stop talking.
evanid: haha
evanid: I would be roffling
evanid: if I weren't so goddamn tired
proverbial cigar: I can't believe I said I'd give her a mat to sleep on.
proverbial cigar: WTF is wrong with me?
proverbial cigar: GO TO BED!
evanid: you're a racist bitch!
proverbial cigar: I KNOW!
proverbial cigar: I can't help it, Asian people are so easy to make fun of. -=0X
evanid: haha
evanid: especially their driving
proverbial cigar: FOR REAL.
proverbial cigar: If you design the motherfucker, you should be able to drive it, FUCK!
evanid: hahahaha
proverbial cigar: I bet they don't have any problems working their fucking DVD player.
evanid: goddamn woman :X
proverbial cigar: I know, I'm awful, aren't I?
evanid: yes!
proverbial cigar: But I only do it behind their backs. Never to their faces.
proverbial cigar: So that's nice of me.
evanid: not like they could understand you if you did do it to their face!
proverbial cigar: Besides, if I did it to their faces, I'd have to squat down, and I told you my back hurts.
proverbial cigar: LMAO
evanid: or SEE you for that matter
proverbial cigar: Hahahahahahaha
proverbial cigar: This is terrible. I'm going to end up with like, an Asian baby on my doorstep and I'll have no choice but to raise the little bastard.
proverbial cigar: It'll be my punishment for talking all this shit.
evanid: easy peasy
evanid: just have 50lbs of rice handy
proverbial cigar: Hahaha
proverbial cigar: And some soy sauce.
proverbial cigar: Hey, at least I won't have to worry about getting a kitchen table!
evanid: HAHAH
proverbial cigar: Geez oh Pete.
proverbial cigar: I have to stop. This is just too easy. I could go on forever.
proverbial cigar: I kind of want to post this, but I'm afraid someone might come kick my ass or something.
evanid: haha post it anyway
...so I did. Hahahahaha!