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[beccaluvsdorks]

(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(x) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(x) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(x) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD A REAL KISS
( ) I NEVER HAVE TRIED TO KILL MYSELF
( ) I NEVER HAVE HURT MYSELF
( ) I NEVER MADE MYSELF SICK
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(x) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT (A REAL ONE)
(x) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVVER HAVE MASTURBATED
(x) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(x) I NEVER MASTURBATED AT SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF (THAT I CAN REMEMBER)
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(x) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(x) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIMES SQUARE
(x) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(x) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(x) I NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE
( ) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(x) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FISTED AND/OR HAVE NEVER FISTED ANYONE
(x) I NEVER HAVE THROWN UP IN A BAR
(x) I NEVER LIED IN ORDER TO HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE
(x) I NEVER JERKED OFF ON CAM
(x) I NEVER WORE CLOTHES OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WHILE HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A COUPLE AT THE SAME TIME
(x) I NEVER DROVE DRUNK
(_) I NEVER USED CHOCOLATE SYRUP WHILE MAKING LOVE
(_) I NEVER FUCKED NEXT TO MY BEST FRIEND

all the x's are things i have never done