OMG
I just got off the phone with Evan. I had shut off my cell because it was after 11 here (12 for him) and he hadn't called so I figured he was in bed. But he called about 5 after and said that he was just getting home from his friend's house. He said he'd been drinking and I could so tell. He was f*ing hilarious! He was making no sense and just talking crazy. At the end of our conversation he said "Now don't write in your journal that I was drunk!" So I said "Write in my journal? Why would I write that in my journal?" He goes "I know that's what you're doing!" (But I was just talking to Lisa...)
So then he goes "I want you to put this in there: 'I was in a vat of grapes, stomping them down to make wine and there is a white, a snow white streak on my nose. And today while we were tailgating, there was a guy who looked like Santa Claus and he claimed he WAS Santa Claus and he said I was on his nice list."
Yeah, my boyfriend obviously has not drank in a long time! It hit him hard...kinda like me and Lisa and the Long Islands on Halloween. "I KNOW I'm acting stupid and I should stop. But I can't!"
Oh man, I'm so amused right now!
So then he goes "I want you to put this in there: 'I was in a vat of grapes, stomping them down to make wine and there is a white, a snow white streak on my nose. And today while we were tailgating, there was a guy who looked like Santa Claus and he claimed he WAS Santa Claus and he said I was on his nice list."
Yeah, my boyfriend obviously has not drank in a long time! It hit him hard...kinda like me and Lisa and the Long Islands on Halloween. "I KNOW I'm acting stupid and I should stop. But I can't!"
Oh man, I'm so amused right now!