im so much cooler than all of you
so it was a dark and pleasent night.
and a sexy...excuse me fucking sexy young man by the name of allen thought..
"maybe ill go buy a cd or 2 or 3 or 4"
so it was thought and very soon after said.
so allen jumped in his big yellow carriot and told it to take him to the cd store.
moments after allen arrived he noticed that the fall of troys first cd had been reissued.
he thought to himself...
"now i already have the original release of this cd but i could retire it and use the reissue to keep the original safe"
so thats what he did he bought a cd that he already had.
but wait before you make your judgement just think about how much cooler allen is than you.
he has 2 of this rare cd.
the original and the reissue.
not only does he have this but he also has the new alexisonfire, the new daughters,and the moneen alexisonfire split (it was free with the new alexisonfire and there is a reason its free....it sucks)
but nonetheless im sexy and you could be too if you only had gone wit me to the music store.
you selfish piece of trash.
i hope you cry yourself to sleep at night.
and then have wet dreams about how sexy i am and how not sexy you are.
thank you and good day.
and a sexy...excuse me fucking sexy young man by the name of allen thought..
"maybe ill go buy a cd or 2 or 3 or 4"
so it was thought and very soon after said.
so allen jumped in his big yellow carriot and told it to take him to the cd store.
moments after allen arrived he noticed that the fall of troys first cd had been reissued.
he thought to himself...
"now i already have the original release of this cd but i could retire it and use the reissue to keep the original safe"
so thats what he did he bought a cd that he already had.
but wait before you make your judgement just think about how much cooler allen is than you.
he has 2 of this rare cd.
the original and the reissue.
not only does he have this but he also has the new alexisonfire, the new daughters,and the moneen alexisonfire split (it was free with the new alexisonfire and there is a reason its free....it sucks)
but nonetheless im sexy and you could be too if you only had gone wit me to the music store.
you selfish piece of trash.
i hope you cry yourself to sleep at night.
and then have wet dreams about how sexy i am and how not sexy you are.
thank you and good day.