The Sun is a Mass of Incandescent Gas, as performed by actor James Mason and a pirate.

http://www.theymightbegiants.com/news/pirate-james-mason/

Only funny if you like TMBG and pirates.

This morning I trotted around to the side of the building where the cops manning the x-ray machines and metal detectors are less uptight and less ready to bust you for vegetable peelers and similar dangerous contraband. Little do they know that I can kill you 5 ways with my bare fist ( Read more... )