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Oct 10, 2005 21:07

hey im alive...

quote for the week that came from randomly stoned rennie guy in pjs in front of our trailer

"when i found out we were having a baby i prayed it wouldnt be a girl so i wouldnt have to worry about her being pregnant, but the truth is youre daughter can only get pregnant once every nine months while youre son can get atleast nine pregnant in a week"

and two things ive learned in texas

1. the blood alcohol content level is 8.5, its posted in the first gas station over the line
and
2. if you have a bottle of urine in your car, it is illegal for it to be searched, its considered a biohazard. dont ask how i know.
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