Ok, so check this...

[beautifularmy]

So i met this girl at the bar tonight. The conversations were amazing and the flirting factor was thick. With both of us getting bored with atmosphere, I asked her if she wanted to come back to my house with me. She grabbed my leg, winked and said, "I was really, really hoping you'd ask me that." so we got in her car and bombed over to my pad. We walked in my house and i took her jacket. I really wanted to make this girl feel like a lady but my sister was in town so i knew we had to be quite. I showed her to my bed room door and told her that id be back as soon as i brushed me teeth. Whent to my bathroom, did my business and came back to my bedroom. I opened the door and my lights were off. All i could here was heavy breathing. That was easy, i thought to myself. I slid in bed and begain some sexual healing. Foreplay was awsome. Sex was better. Slow and sweet. She moaned a lot. it was crazy. So i finish and offered to get her a glass of water. "Huuuuhhh," she moaned softly. "Ill take that as a yes." i whispered. I walked down the hall noticing there was a light on in the living room. I turned the corner and it was the girl i met at the bar, sitting on the couch reading a magazine. "What took you so long?" she asked. "what?" i said in confusion. "How did you beat me here?" I asked. With a confused look she looked at me with here head cocked to the side and said "your sister was in your bed room so i came and sat on the couch!"

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