Bernkastel is in your Mayfield, molesting you. Or not.

[beatssuperpaper]

[Bernkastel is doing usual things in Mayfield. Maybe she's in the school. Maybe in the library. Maybe just shopping very obscure things

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[not_tsuncertain]

[Lambda totally just busts into Bern's house, flailing a handful of broccoli all about.]

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN! Something horrific has happened!

[beatssuperpaper]

Oh, Lambda~

[not_tsuncertain]

I can't stand thi--Ah! Ah!

Bern, you've gotten your tail back! Fantastic!

[beatssuperpaper]

Nevermind my tail, something horrible has happened? I shall be delighted to hear of it~

[not_tsuncertain]

Right, well! My body is back to normal, so I don't need to do all those disgusting human habits anymore, but--!

I CAN'T STOP EATING BROCCOLI. Help me!

[beatssuperpaper]

[Bernkastel looks at Lambdadelta for a moment. Then another moment. Then she glances around, down at her clothes (which, admittedly, are more a short nightgown than proper clothes), then back at Lambda.

And then she starts laughing.]

[not_tsuncertain]

Whath tho funny?

[Lambda says with a mouthful of Broccoli and then she notices just what Bern is wearing and

stares. With broccoli hanging out of her mouth.]

[beatssuperpaper]

[Literally rolling over the bed laughing. That is one of the most hilarious things she has seen in a while. However, after laughing enough, she stops - Lambda is still staring. She then pushes one of the straps of her gown a little bit to the side of her shoulder...]

Still, I wish I had a photo camera right now.

[not_tsuncertain]

[The whole thing of broccoli is just sticking out of her mouth, which would otherwise be gaping.

Lambda trots forward towards the bed.]

[beatssuperpaper]

Please remove the broccoli first, Lambda.

[not_tsuncertain]

A-Ah, of course.

[With a hack, gag, and a cough, Lambda manages to spit out the broccoli, despite the urge to eat it being so strong.]

[beatssuperpaper]

Broccoli does suit you, I must admit. Certainly more healthy than your sweets. I suppose I will remember to give you broccoli in the future.

[not_tsuncertain]

This is obviously temporary! Some sort of curse has been placed on me! I would never eat this disgusting stuff if I were under my own power.

[beatssuperpaper]

You sure seem to love chewing it right now. I wonder, I might like the change in general. Maybe it stays...

[not_tsuncertain]

I would do many things for Bernkastel, but eating vegetables--particularly broccoli--is far beyond what I would ever consider.

[beatssuperpaper]

Well, you do not have a choice right now, so I suppose we can enjoy this while it lasts.

Or I can, that is.