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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I put gum in _beautifulchaos's hair (-12 points). In November I turned ducttapedemigod in for eating carbs (3 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-124 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
beatsbetterred