Kinda......explicit....oops !

Dec 05, 2005 16:48

__35 sexual preferences you might not know about me__

1] I get annoyed if i have to make the first move. If i do...you know i really must want it.
2] spanking is allowed.
3] dirty talking is allowed. but dont ask me questions for example : " you like it like that dont you? " ...i get distracted if i have to think , which leads to no orgasim.
4] giving head is fantastic ! especially if im the one getting it.
5] i do fake it, so watch out, trust me...you'll know if i do.
6] i prefer rough " throw me against the wall sex "....but if im in love with you, i wont mind doing it slow.
7] bite me...alot. but no hickeys please ! i do have parents. and im warning you...i'll prolly bite you back so dont get pissed off.
8] pull my hair...and dont just tug it...effin' yank it.
9] i dont mind anal, its not that bad.
10] 3somes are LAME. i wont do one ever again unless the female is the hottest supermodel alive and im getting paid...so dont ask.
11] foot massages are alright...but sucking of the toes is just plain nasty
12] foreplay is necessary unless its a total spur of the moment activity.
13] if we only do it once..im gonna get pissed off.
14] if i give you head...i expect something in return...to put it bluntly, i better get laid.
15] toys are cool.
16] if the choice is between my place and yours...my house, im not traveling for anybody.
17] the condom is your responsibility but if your lame and dont have one, ask i most likely do.
18] preferred position : missionary. penetration is harder, faster and deeper.
19] if your under 6 in. dont even try.
20] i like for my men to be tall, and skinny. i like my females thick, but skinny ones are ok too.
21] i dont cheat, if your man is attracted to me, its not my fault.
22] my boobs are not radio tuners...be gentle...but not so gentle, if you get my drift.
23] i almost always have sex w/ my shirt on, if its off...consider yourself privileaged.
24] never say " i like your fat ass on my dick"...you will get slapped.
25] say my name...i shouldnt have to tell you to say it.
26] i hate for the lights to be on...its not sexy.
27] if we are in the shower, you better not make me fall...
28] if im giving you head, dont force me to do anything...i know what im doing...let me do it.
29] i will not lick your ass ::shudders at the thought::
30] porn is good, sometimes.
31] making out is essential...and probably one of my most favorite things ever.
32] im not always a screamer, but i can be if you do it right.
33] afterwards, you better fucking cuddle....if you get up and start to leave....you can count on it not happening again.( unless cuddling is impossible. i.e. in the back of a car)
34] you wanna get me in bed...get me drunk.lol....tis why i dont drink often.
35] i prefer for a guys private parts to be shaved...if im going to all the trouble to do it for you...you better damn well do it for me..
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