At a Desk, Fingers Dancing, Playing an Invisible Piano.
- I will sell you my body, for no more than ten whole American dollars. It's clear that I am not using it, (nor is anybody else), and I've grown weary of it's limitations. True, it has a bit of a weight issue (much to the denial of many a kind girl, and to you beautiful women I thank you -- even if you're just humoring me, it means much as you are the only ones on this planet to have any sort of legitimate and real connection to even the shortest letter in 'beauty'), and my breathing is often uncomfortable, but there's no use for it anymore for me.
Great selection, and rock-bottom prices!
- It's great for intimidating weak people (the socially awkward) and has a terrific voice box on it. Some slight wear and tear, but perfect for the gentleman or lady who appreciates a good bass voice, or wants to create a new voice or sound from scratch.
Just in time for Winter!
Big Jewish nose comes standard; long hair optional, but preferred. 19 years on it, still runs great. Slow, but great. Best shape it's been in for a number of years. Call now, and I will throw in a bottle of polish for that 'sort-of-olive-tan-skin' finish. Everything must go!
Do what you want with it, no questions asked. I don't need it anymore.
- I love you with all my heart.
[I feel two quotes fit this entry. The first comes from "Bart Sells his Soul."]
Lisa: "Bart, your soul is the only part of you that lasts forever. For five dollars, Milhouse could own you for a zillion years!"
Bart: "Well, if you think he got such a good deal, I'll sell you my conscience for $4.50. I'll throw in my sense of decency too. It's a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!"
[And the other comes from "Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers." Homer attempts to escape from an enraged Rhino attack by jumping into Marge's Canyonero sunroof, only to become stuck.]
Homer: "Oh, when will Detroit build a sunroof for the husky gentleman?"
Great selection, and rock-bottom prices!
- It's great for intimidating weak people (the socially awkward) and has a terrific voice box on it. Some slight wear and tear, but perfect for the gentleman or lady who appreciates a good bass voice, or wants to create a new voice or sound from scratch.
Just in time for Winter!
Big Jewish nose comes standard; long hair optional, but preferred. 19 years on it, still runs great. Slow, but great. Best shape it's been in for a number of years. Call now, and I will throw in a bottle of polish for that 'sort-of-olive-tan-skin' finish. Everything must go!
Do what you want with it, no questions asked. I don't need it anymore.
- I love you with all my heart.
[I feel two quotes fit this entry. The first comes from "Bart Sells his Soul."]
Lisa: "Bart, your soul is the only part of you that lasts forever. For five dollars, Milhouse could own you for a zillion years!"
Bart: "Well, if you think he got such a good deal, I'll sell you my conscience for $4.50. I'll throw in my sense of decency too. It's a Bart sales event! Everything about me must go!"
[And the other comes from "Marge Simpson in: Screaming Yellow Honkers." Homer attempts to escape from an enraged Rhino attack by jumping into Marge's Canyonero sunroof, only to become stuck.]
Homer: "Oh, when will Detroit build a sunroof for the husky gentleman?"