The Quinn Legacy 2.4
It's tough being a Quinn kid, especially when competing against 2 adorable alien toddlers, a loony housewife and a romance-a-holic for attention. Can anything help Lily stand out from the crowd, or is she destined for an eternity of sim-bin doom?
Meet the twins, Olive and Lily as children. If it weren’t for their eyes and hair colour, you wouldn't even know they were related.
Lily: "Quick Oli, at least try to look adorable. This is our 15 seconds of fame, right here!...... Ewww did you just fart?"
Poor Olive, all that he truly cares about is his music and dancing. Although perhaps he should give a thought to his bodily odour every once-in-a-while.
Olive: "...and one and two and plie and stretch, and tondu..."
Yep, Olive's a real manly manlet.
Lily, on the other hand will try anything to get attention.
Lily: "I heard that loving the slide (amongst 'other' things) was practically a prerequisite for heir. So wheeeeeee...?"
Give it up Beak Nose, seriously who are you trying to kid here?
She's also pretty fierce on Thorn's military obstacle course. Training for something there Lily?
Lily: "Muhahaha, I'm gonna take down those little green boogas one antennae at a time."
Sure Lily. Their shivering in their little space-boots right now.
Speaking of those so-called 'boogas', it’s time for some Venus and Mars toddler spam!
(Seriously, they are the most adorable toddlers I've had in-game for a long time.)
Mars: "MUST DESTROY TEDDY. MUST ACHIEVE WORLD DOMINATION!".
Yeah, cause we all know that really, Sim Earth is governed by a secret society of stuffed toys.
That's no stuffed toy - it's Patch, Thai and Tux's kitten! Step away from the kitty Mars.
Mars: "So I'll attack her from the right, and you go from the left...got it?"
Um, Lily I’d watch out if I were you.
Lily: "Meee? You’re talking about me??! Ain't I just the greatest. I always knew I’d be heir. Death to all green boogas!"
Uh, nevermind. Carry on.
Venus: *Squeals* "Look at me! I'm just the cutest thing alive! I'm so loved and adored, no-one would ever think of neglecting me!"
Clearly Venus, you overestimated the parenting abilities of Thorn and Marsha.
Marsha: "Thornie, I love you so much! Your my life, I would die for you."
Thorn: *yawns* "Yeah, whatever babe. Can we woohoo already?"
What Thornie wants, Thornie always gets. Luckily he only ever wants one thing.
Mars: "I want attention! Gimmie more attention! If I don't get attention I'm telling my space-daddy on you, and he's got a laser that's 'this' long!
Thorn, I’d be careful. I don't think your nose measures up.
"ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPP!"
Woopsies! I didn't mean to get Ben killed *grins evilly* He was boring me so thought it might be 'fun' if he got zapped. I only sent him outside to stand for a little while, I promise!
Death: "Pick a hand, any hand..."
Thorn: *wails* "How could Willow loose! I want my daddy. He taught me never to judge people by the lengths of their noses!"
Oh really Thorn?
Willow: "I'm just so MAD. How could Benny leave me with this house full of raging lunatics all by myself?!"
Earth to Willow, you are one of those raving lunatics.
(Btw, Smoko floated up to kitty heaven also. He didn't rate a picture and probably won't be missed).
The next day, all is forgotten as the family come together to celebrate the life (or death?) of Ben.
Thorn: "I'm ganna stretch your arms kid, until they're the length of your rubber-neck"
Speaking of rubber-necks, looks like Beak Nose also got one. See, that’s just one more reason you won't be heir.
Please give up now.
Meanwhile, in a bathroom not far away...
Willow: "Man that guy with the dodgy haircut is HOT!"
Senile, Willow?
What!!? When did you find time to get pregnant Rose, I haven't even played you!
I leave you with... BIRTHDAYS!
Oh, and a Quinn family photo, minus Ben.