And thar she blows....
My moneys are gone! Well, I suppose it's for a good reason. Let's analyze:
-Pay back 3 people, semiformal ticket ($30---Hey Ria, want to double up at the gate and get two for five instead of one for 7?)
-Cellphone/medical stuff (50 bucks automatically to mom)
-Bought new luggage set of AWESOME (it's a Jordache with a Victorian floral carpet print that I snagged in new condition for $10. Yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss..)
-Bought dress and stuff for semiformal, but will be returned because a)Glee likes, b)ACID PINK ($14)
I was down to $95, and I had to redeem myself for forgetting Marmie's birthday. Please read the next paragraph as if in a political ad *serious journalism tone*:
So I did what no child of hers has ever done. I bought her the Hickory Farms Cutting Board Gift set. She has wanted the cutting board with the cheese slicer for FOREVER, but no one could afford to send it to her, and she felt bad for asking and then got cheap, not as good cutting boards without cheese slicers. It was agony. UNTIL NOW! Finally, from amidst two prodigal sons there came forth a daughter. Willing to put her own happiness aside, she sacrificed a good fourth of her paycheck to procure the cutting board and assorted meats/cheeses. How do the others compare, with their cheap homemade gifts they pretend are sentimental but truly just mask their inability to sacrifice for the womb that bore them? For shame! At last I am the favorite!
*end semi-political satirist vocals*
I do love my brother, but he had it coming. I'm going to be bragged about all thanksgiving and xmas.
-Pay back 3 people, semiformal ticket ($30---Hey Ria, want to double up at the gate and get two for five instead of one for 7?)
-Cellphone/medical stuff (50 bucks automatically to mom)
-Bought new luggage set of AWESOME (it's a Jordache with a Victorian floral carpet print that I snagged in new condition for $10. Yeeeeeeeeessssssssssss..)
-Bought dress and stuff for semiformal, but will be returned because a)Glee likes, b)ACID PINK ($14)
I was down to $95, and I had to redeem myself for forgetting Marmie's birthday. Please read the next paragraph as if in a political ad *serious journalism tone*:
So I did what no child of hers has ever done. I bought her the Hickory Farms Cutting Board Gift set. She has wanted the cutting board with the cheese slicer for FOREVER, but no one could afford to send it to her, and she felt bad for asking and then got cheap, not as good cutting boards without cheese slicers. It was agony. UNTIL NOW! Finally, from amidst two prodigal sons there came forth a daughter. Willing to put her own happiness aside, she sacrificed a good fourth of her paycheck to procure the cutting board and assorted meats/cheeses. How do the others compare, with their cheap homemade gifts they pretend are sentimental but truly just mask their inability to sacrifice for the womb that bore them? For shame! At last I am the favorite!
*end semi-political satirist vocals*
I do love my brother, but he had it coming. I'm going to be bragged about all thanksgiving and xmas.