wtf

[beat_it_tool]

in two days i have managed to misplace my credit card, my cell phone, and my car keys. i think the card and the keys are in ryans car. i know the phone is in boston. ...somewhere.

i need my card and my keys, but i can't call ryan because i don't have my phone. and i can't go over there because i don't have my keys. so you can see how this is a problem.

i just biked all the way to campus in nine west heels and a pink sundress to use the pay phone only to get there and discover that they don't do long distance. unless you bill it to your credit card.

which is in ryan's car.

but i can't call him.

because i don't have my credit card.

or my phone.

and i can't go get it because i don't have

what?

yes that's right.

my keys.

also clearly i know that this is my fault and that i am irresponsible.